Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[cannedcommunism]

Extra-hot, just as you ordered!

Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup.

 

[Blu Rose]

He must've noticed your soup has looooong been cold.

Waiter, there's... Well... How should I put this... Soup in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

You said you wanted a pure soup. Well, here you go.

Waiter, there's a flower in my soup.

 

[kittylover1379]

are you sure? It looks like a laptop.

Waiter, there is a 3Ds in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Didn't you say you want it to stand out?

Waiter, there's a cat in my soup.

 

[MayorCake]

Don't talk with your meowthful. Finish eating before you speak!

Waiter, there's a juice box in my soup.

 

[BlueLeaf]

Didn't you order a soup with fruit? I thought you did.

Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

So you have more control over the soup.

Waiter, there's a fully-progressed AC:NL game cartridge in my soup.

 

[monochrom3]

Oops, we thought you'd like a more game-y taste. My bad.

Waiter, there's a deer in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I thought you said new and original.

Waiter, there's a laptop in my soup.

 

[FireNinja1]

You said you wanted an apple.

Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup.

 

[ForgottenT]

Hmm, it looks like something else to me...

Waiter! There?s a wallet in my soup.

 

[FireNinja1]

*observes wallet* *sees and takes cash* *runs*

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You didn't ask for the chunky kind, sir.

Waiter, there's a dead rabbit in my soup!

 

[monochrom3]

Dead? You mean cooked?

Waiter, there's a portal in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Um, let's see here,"So good it takes me into another dimension." Nothing to be seen here.

Waiter, there's an emerald in my soup.

 

[monochrom3]

Well, you'd say you want a healthier soup, right? So we gave you some extra minerals there.

Waiter, there's a steak in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Extra chunky, as you asked!

Waiter, there's an army in my soup.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

They are fighting for your good nutrition.

Waiter, there's a live cat in my soup!

 

[BellGreen]

No, the cat is your soup "catty" (caddy)

Waiter, there is a huge amount of peas in my soup.