Twist the wish!

[ellabella12345]

Granted but they would tell you that you didn't get the job.

I wish I had no school and could stay outside all day

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Granted, but the news said the heat will go up to about 120 degrees and you can't go back inside.

I wish I was awesome sauce.

 

[Labrontheowl]

Granted but you have to live your life in a jar.

I wish I had good food right now.

 

[xiaonu]

Granted, the food you get is good but its not cooked.
I wish I had a cake pop right now.

 

[dulcet]

granted but thats all u can eat for the rest of ur life
i wish there was a mini fridge in my room

 

[Xenuet]

Granted ! But it turned out to be haunted and every nigh, in midnight it creeps you out

I wish I could be the twerking master.

 

[ellabella12345]

Miley doesn't approve.

I wish I could wear no uniform at school.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but you're wearing your pajamas.


I wish this wish wont get twisted.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but it does anyway because your life is over.

I wish I had more spare time.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but everything is in slow motion for you.


I wish I could talk to animals and understand what they're saying.

 

[Allycat]

Granted but everything is in slow motion for you.


I wish I could talk to animals and understand what they're saying.

Granted, but animals follow you wherever you go, no matter what.

I wish I could change the probability something would happen (i.e. Changing the probability a million dollars rains from the sky from 0% to 100%)

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but you only got to do it 10 times.



I wish I could customize my face.

 

[Allycat]

Granted, but whatever you change becomes slightly disaltered every 10 minutes.

I wish I was a professor at hogwarts.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but you always have bad luck.


I wish I could rule the world.

 

[Allycat]

Granted but you always have bad luck.


I wish I could rule the world.

Granted, but you turn into a huge momma's girl (boy?), and listen to whatever she tells you to do.

I wish I could be a TV game show host.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted! But the game show is about life and death o - o;


I wish I could control water.

 

[Allycat]

Granted! But the game show is about life and death o - o;


I wish I could control water.

Granted! But you also accidently control the water in blood, potentially killing people whenever you use your powers.

I wish I had all my dreamies.

 

[xiaonu]

Granted, but they plot all their houses in the worst spots.
I wish I had a kitten

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but the kitten does not like you ; w ;


I wish I could have bunnies v w v

 

[Allycat]

Granted, but you lose your bunnies at least three times a week.

I wish I found more open art commissions.