Twist the wish!

[Izzy Reincarnated]

GRANTED BUT YOU WILL BE TRAPPED IN SUBWAY FOR MY MOM TO EAT UR BRAINS MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
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I wish i had sum gum

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted but you swallow it and choke

I wish I would get my ebay order in the mail soon

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but it got ruined on the way.

I wish I didn't have to have ravioli for dinner... ew.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you have to eat it for breakfast for the rest of your life

I wish I could sleep

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you will wake up and regret sleeping for the rest of your life and you won't stop anymore and next time you sleep you won't wake up.

I wish I lived on a rainbow with my Prince Charming and we owned a unicorn.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you fall off the rainbow and your unicorn stabs you through the chest in attempt to save you.

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but your mouth vanishes

I wish I had a cup of tea

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but it has poison in it and kills you

I wish I could spell better

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Granted but you cannot read

I wish I could be in the game ACNL

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you are the villager no one likes

I wish I could have a nice cold beer right now ^u^

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but it poisoned you

I wish school was over

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but it is over forever.

I wish I was in Japan right now.

 

[Cress]

Granted, but then an earthquake happens, and here's a huge tsunami coming at you.

I wish Lucas would return in the next Smash Bros.

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but he's the only character you can play as

I wish I had a giant robot

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but then your giant robot malfunctioned causing nearly half of the population to vanished

I wish I could draw like my favorite manga artitst.

 

[soggy]

Granted, but nobody else would know of your talent.

I wish I could eat whatever I want to.

 

[Stepheroo]

Granted, but you could only eat small portions once a day.

I wish I could do the arts.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but every work of art you make vanishes into thin air within 10 minutes.

I wish for a better memory.

 

[Songbird]

Granted but it makes your brain explode.

I wish for the last wish of mine to be untwisted forever along with my next wish.

 

[Stepheroo]

Granted, but you can't even make a wish. Therefore, untwisted.

I wish I didn't leave Disney World.