Twist the wish!

[Toffee531]

Granted, but your stuck in disney world forever

I wish I could travel to diferent dimentions

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but your body would become deformed.

I wish I had unlimited internet everywhere i go.

 

[Lady Black]

Granted, but all the cell towers explode, and the satellites fly into the sun.

I wish I had a better 3DS.

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but your 3DS still hates you

I wish I could just time travel

 

[Toffee531]

Granted but you get stuck in a time vortex that kills you

I wish I could shapshift

 

[Alyx]

granted but it's limited and you can only turn into a toaster

I wish I had wings

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but they do nothing

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[BerryPop]

granted but they could still see your clothes
I wish i could fly

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but you don't know how to land.
I wish I was at the beach.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but theres a hurricane.

I wish for an unlimited credit card.

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but you still have to pay it and wind up with massive debt.
I wish my bedroom was bigger.

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but it's so big you get lost and are stuck there forever

I wish I had a pet tiny floting whale

 

[taehyvng]

granted but it meets another tiny whale and they have give birth to crazy whale babies that take over the world
i wish senpai noticed me

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but your stalked

I wish I could have a pokemon who wouldn't hurt me

 

[Xenuet]

Granted but other pokemons hurted you


I wish I could be a potato, a hot potato ;D

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but your so hot you melt

I wish I could meet shovel knight and he doesn't kill me

 

[Xenuet]

Dammit

Granted but you only meet him for 30 seconds then he vanishes.

I wish I could have a gaming laptop.

 

[Toffee531]

Granted, but all your progress get's deleted every 30 minutes

I wish I had the powers of jake from adventure time

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Granted, but you streched so much you snapped in half.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Labrontheowl]

Granted but you're extremely parched.

I wish the places I applied to work at would call me.