Twist the wish!

[Fia]

Granted, but the temp is raised to 1000 degrees.

I wish I had someone to lay Mario Party with.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted, but they hate u

i wish i can eat glitter

 

[Jollian]

Granted but you will poop glitter for the rest of your life

I wish I could firebend

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

(my wish is even better)

granted, but you have to open your mind first

i wish i can kill wasps

 

[Jollian]

(you're right. i'm sorry i've failed you)
granted, but wasp ghosts will haunt you, constantly buzzing in your ear

I wish my friends weren't sad

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you will be sad

I wish I wasn't awkward

 

[RainyCat]

Granted but then you would become Miley Cyrus

I wish I could go to hogwarts

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but your permanently trapped in a mirror there

I wish i was at Disney world

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but one of the roller coasters you ride breaks down and you are killed.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[tinytaylor]

Granted but you'll work every other day of your life you're moving.
I wish school didn't start in a week.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted, bu kanye west dies.

I wish i can beat mariah

 

[tinytaylor]

nooo :,(
granted but you actually beat mariah carrey and her fans are out to kill you.
i wish i had a baked potato with butter and sour creme.

 

[Locket]

Granted, but they are piosinous, and you ate them, sorry.
I wish for a fun-filled vacation!

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but it's only fun for everyone else around you and it lasts a year.
I wish my tummy was smaller.

 

[Cariad]

Granted, your tummy gets smaller but your head becomes 3x bigger.
I wish I lived on the Moon

 

[Kazunari]

Granted, but you had no food or shelter.

I wish my game would stop lagging.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, it gets corrupted instead.

I wish I could find my cycling cartridge!!!

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but it doesn't work when you put it in the Ds.

I wish I knew everything

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but your brain overloads and explodes

I wish I didn't get sick from eating Subway

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you still throw up everytime you eat it.

I wish I was topping all my subjects and classes