Twist the wish!

Twinrova · Jul 16, 2014

Granted but it's made with rotten milk, blood, vomit, and hair.

I wish for someone else to clean and maintain my room, and make it all pretty

AutumnFirefly · Jul 16, 2014

Granted but they steal half your stuff

I wish to go to Disney World

TheCrystalRing · Jul 16, 2014

Granted, but the day you go it is all rainy and all the attractions are closed.

I wish I had a pet owl.

Sanaki · Jul 16, 2014

granted but it's headless

i wish i had pizza

AutumnFirefly · Jul 16, 2014

Granted but it's moldy and decaying

I wish i had my own pirate ****

in-a-pickle · Jul 16, 2014

Wat. Wat does that mean.

Err, granted, but the pirate.....kills you?

I wish I had the best AC town.

debinoresu · Jul 16, 2014

granted but someone steals your game out of jealosy

I wish sailor moon crystal wasnt happening and was never even, thought of, considered

TheCrystalRing · Jul 16, 2014

Granted, but the entire Sailor Moon franchise disappears with it.

I wish Disney would do traditionally animated films again.

Bcat · Jul 16, 2014

Me too man, me too....Granted, but they are rotoscoped *cringe*

I wish for some new shoes.

ellabella12345 · Jul 17, 2014

Granted but they are so ugly.

I wish I had a better phone

Nage · Jul 17, 2014

granted

but your phone reception+wifi connection would suck everywhere except in your basement

I wish I had a girlfriend

AutumnFirefly · Jul 17, 2014

Granted but she's a blood sucking alien from the planet Enron

I wish i was taller

itsbea · Jul 17, 2014

granted; you are taller, but you are forever doomed to live the rest of your life on a wheelchair.

i wish i ruled the world.

K a y K a y · Jul 17, 2014

Granted, but you get assassinated shortly after your become in control.

I wish my coffee wasn't gone -.-

Jimin · Jul 17, 2014

Granted, but you'll drown in an unlimited supply of coffee

I wish my dog can talk..

Aryxia · Jul 17, 2014

Granted, but the things he says to you are super mean and force you to question your existence.
I wish Ozzie wasn't moving into my town tomorrow.

Blu Rose · Jul 17, 2014

Granted, but Pecan moves out instead.

I wish I could master drawing this Wooper.

Nage · Jul 17, 2014

granted but you can't draw any other pokemon from this day forward

i wish i had a boyfriend

ellabella12345 · Jul 17, 2014

Granted but his really ugly

I wish I had my own house

Nage · Jul 17, 2014

granted but it burns out the next day

I WISH I COULD FLY