Twist the wish!

[Twinrova]

Granted but it's made with rotten milk, blood, vomit, and hair.

I wish for someone else to clean and maintain my room, and make it all pretty

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but they steal half your stuff

I wish to go to Disney World

 

[TheCrystalRing]

Granted, but the day you go it is all rainy and all the attractions are closed.

I wish I had a pet owl.

 

[Sanaki]

granted but it's headless

i wish i had pizza

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but it's moldy and decaying

I wish i had my own pirate ****

 

[in-a-pickle]

Wat. Wat does that mean.

Err, granted, but the pirate.....kills you?

I wish I had the best AC town.

 

[debinoresu]

granted but someone steals your game out of jealosy

I wish sailor moon crystal wasnt happening and was never even, thought of, considered

 

[TheCrystalRing]

Granted, but the entire Sailor Moon franchise disappears with it.

I wish Disney would do traditionally animated films again.

 

[Bcat]

Me too man, me too....Granted, but they are rotoscoped *cringe*

I wish for some new shoes.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but they are so ugly.

I wish I had a better phone

 

[Nage]

granted

but your phone reception+wifi connection would suck everywhere except in your basement

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but she's a blood sucking alien from the planet Enron

I wish i was taller

 

[itsbea]

granted; you are taller, but you are forever doomed to live the rest of your life on a wheelchair.

i wish i ruled the world.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you get assassinated shortly after your become in control.

I wish my coffee wasn't gone -.-

 

[Jimin]

Granted, but you'll drown in an unlimited supply of coffee

I wish my dog can talk..

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but the things he says to you are super mean and force you to question your existence.
I wish Ozzie wasn't moving into my town tomorrow.

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but Pecan moves out instead.

I wish I could master drawing this Wooper.

 

[Nage]

granted but you can't draw any other pokemon from this day forward

i wish i had a boyfriend

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but his really ugly

I wish I had my own house

 

[Nage]

granted but it burns out the next day

I WISH I COULD FLY