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Twist the wish!

Granted but you'll get bored of the game.
I wish that I had a pet dragon.
 
Granted but it burns down your house and kidnaps your mom or dad or sister or brother

I wish that I had something to eat
 
Granted, but people can still feel you when you touch them.

I wish I was a dog
 
granted but you get lots of fleas

I wish I was a kitty
 
idk what that is so i googled it.. arthritis? granted but you're missing the affected body part

i wish i wasnt hungry
 
granted you're never hungry again

I wish my conditions were better managed.
 
Granted, but you have 24 hours to live.

I wish I could be the prettiest girl in the entire world.
 
Granted, but your beauty becomes currency and you are sold to husbands that mistreat you.

I wish that my school holidays were longer
 
granted, but the school blows up

I wish I had a taco
 
Granted, but that taco had every ingredient you disliked inside of it.

I wish I had 99 red balloons.
 
Granted, but they're filled with poisonous gases and when they pop, you die.

I wish that I could go back in time
 
Granted, but you traveled back in time to the date that your worst memory happened to relive over again.

I wish I could make anyone do anything I wanted.
 
Granted, but you become mad with power and your empire collapses upon itself.

I wish I had my own 3DS (I have to share with my brother)
 
I just want to say "Granted," but since I can't...

Granted, but it is broken and never turns on.

I wish I had the power of Omnipotence.
 
Granted, but the price to pay for omnipotence is all of your memories.

I wish villagers I dislike would stop moving into my town.
 
Granted, but once you get all of your dreamies, they leave one by one into the void.

I wish I could be the best at everything I wanted to do.
 
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Granted but then you die from talent overload

I wish I had a juice box
 
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