Twist the sentence!

[Bruscoe]

So, here’s a game I think could be cool. Take the sentence posted by the user above, and change only one word in order to completely transform its meaning or tone. It can be as simple as a synonym to the word being changed, or as complex as a completely different noun for humorous results.

For instance, if the person above says, “I’m having a good day!”, you could change “good” to “terrible” so that it now reads “I’m having a terrible day!”.

Unless it will completely change the meaning or tone of the sentence, try not to replace ultra common conjunction words such as “and” or “the”. Also, please continue to respect forum rules. Anyway, here we go:

“I wish I really weren’t here right now.”

 

[-Apples-]

I wish I really was here right now.

 

[QueenCobra]

I forgot I really was here right now.

 

[Snek]

I forgot I really was there right now.

 

[-Apples-]

I forgot I really was there and now.

 

[Snek]

You forgot I really was there and now.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

You forgot I happily was there and now

 

[-Apples-]

You forgot I happily ate there and now.

 

[Snek]

You forgot I happily ate there right now.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

You forgot I happily ate there right then

 

[CyrusMoonside]

I forgot I happily ate there right then

 

[Plainbluetees]

I remember I happily ate there right then

 

[kokone kizuki]

I remember I happily cooked there right then

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I remember I happily cooked food there right.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

I remember I happily cooked food there, John.

 

[Yoshi155]

I remember I angrily cooked food there, John.

 

[SwampEntities]

I remembered I angrily cooked Paul there, John.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I remembered I angrily cooked Paul and John.

 

[ShawnFuzz]

I regretted I angrily cooked Paul and John

 

[Muna]

Paul regretted I angrily cooked Paul and John.