Toy Hammer

[Shirohibiki]

I've made a grave mistake.

I got a toy hammer just now in a giveaway from a very kind person, and it was the first time I've ever used it. I've seen people smack their villagers round with it before, and I spotted Beau, so I thought I'd give it a go.

I feel awful.

I didn't think he'd react, BUT HE ENDED UP CRYING??????????????? AND HE WAS LIKE "WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME"
AND NOW I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE HES ALL UPSET
OMFG WHY DID I DO IT
I HAD NO IDEA
[weeps]

why did no one tell me they actually got upset over it omfg

 

[trenchdragon]

SHIRO OMG! Poor Beau! I love that little antelope... first lazy to ever move in back in the day. but LOL I've done the same, I once hit Fauna with a net and then when she was all pouty and sad she fell in a pitfall trap... it wasn't a good day for her but I felt like an awful person lol.

 

[Dogoat]

HOW COULD YOU HURT YOUR DEER BABY

IM CALLING THE POLICE

 

[Zulehan]

Where was Booker in all this?!

 

[Shirohibiki]

OH GOD DONT ARREST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW
COPPER WAS AT HIS STATION DONT TELL HIM
THE ONLY REASON IT WAS BEAU WAS BECAUSE HE WS THE FIRST ONE I SAW!!!

 

[Dogoat]

HELLO 911 SHIRO HIT BEAU

ARREST HIM OFFICER HE HURT THE CUTIE

 

[trenchdragon]

Tell it to the judge.

 

[Dogoat]

yer goin downtown shiro

 

[Zulehan]

OH GOD DONT ARREST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW
COPPER WAS AT HIS STATION DONT TELL HIM
THE ONLY REASON IT WAS BEAU WAS BECAUSE HE WS THE FIRST ONE I SAW!!!

Mhm, I'll need to hear Beau's side of the story first.

 

[Shirohibiki]

HELLO 911 SHIRO HIT BEAU

ARREST HIM OFFICER HE HURT THE CUTIE

Tell it to the judge.

 

[trenchdragon]

Beau's lawyer is investigating, meanwhile Beau can barely keep it together while presenting his victim impact statement to the public.

Beau: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, SHE HAD A PLACE IN THE NOTEBOOK OF MY HEART, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG! THE SCARS MAY NEVER HEAL...

 

[Shirohibiki]

Beau's lawyer is investigating, meanwhile Beau can barely keep it together while presenting his victim impact statement to the public.

Beau: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, SHE HAD A PLACE IN THE NOTEBOOK OF MY HEART, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG! THE SCARS MAY NEVER HEAL...

tHIS IS LITERALLY THE SADDEST THING EVER OH MY gOD
IM PICTURING IT AND ITS AWFUL

 

[Zulehan]

My God, I just saw all the prescriptions and treatment Beau needs. He's been diagnosed with a plethora of issues by several doctors. Sure you just bopped him with the hammer, rather than wailed on him in blind rage?

 

[Shirohibiki]

My God, I just saw all the prescriptions and treatment Beau needs. He's been diagnosed with a plethora of issues by several doctors. Sure you just bopped him with the hammer, rather than wailed on him in blind rage?

[sobbing] DOCtOR NO I SWEAR.
ILL PAY THE MEDICAL BILLS

 

[Dogoat]

Spoiler

SHIRO HOW COULD YOU

 

[Zulehan]

Beau: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, SHE HAD A PLACE IN THE NOTEBOOK OF MY HEART, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG! THE SCARS MAY NEVER HEAL...

One of Beau's psychologists, in uncharacteristically charged language, made the following note in his diagnosis:

The notebook of his heart wilted, wilted in the face of such ruthless betrayal that not even a hint of the fragrance of forgiveness could be shed. I could not hope to reach him, even with a combination of therapy and antidepressants.

 

[Leopardfire]

This thread makes me want to hit my villagers with the toy hammer, as terrible as that sounds. :I I wish Erik wasn't asleep right now.

 

[Shirohibiki]

Spoiler

SHIRO HOW COULD YOU

tHSI MADE ME SO SAD IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY OMFG NO BEAU MY BABY I LVEO U..........................
OMFG PLS FORGIB ME

 

[lazuli]

[SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE]

 

[purple888]

You are under arrest for harming pixels. DEAL WITH IT