You really gotta admire Tom Nook; he's got a schweet aaasssss.I heard he is bootylicious
yeah that's why my villagers move out cause they can't afford dat home loan omg wat
that man got two jobs he aint go no wife wtf!!11
omg he steal me baby so he coule build house what the heck omg this crazy
outrage i tell copper and booker he a loan shark and he scammer
lylee team yp with him kill us ahh
Hello.I heard that Tom Nook is greedy.But,i heard that he's not.It's so confusing (ugh).So,is it true.Is Tom Nook the guy who goes into your home at night and steal all of your Bells?
Hello.I heard that Tom Nook is greedy.But,i heard that he's not.It's so confusing (ugh).So,is it true.Is Tom Nook the guy who goes into your home at night and steal all of your Bells?
Rest assured, this rumor is completely true.
*turns around to see Tom Nook holding an axe*
I-I-i mean that the rumor is completely false. Why would our friend Tom Nook do such a thing?
I heard he is bootylicious