Things villagers do that make you salty

akahime

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So yesterday Rolf asked me to get him something to replace a furniture item. I got him the waterbird and he was happy. This morning I walked into Re-Tail only to find out Rolf put it on sale! Why Rolf?! Why would you do that? When I bumped into him afterwards he just greeted me like nothing ever happened. I have been betrayed by my favorite villager...

How about you? Have your villagers done something that annoyed you or made you go "Why?!"?
 
Ugh, I gotta vent about Beau. That villager's giving me the nerves that I never had with my previous and other villagers.

1.) I gave Beau a basket of 3 peaches as a welcoming gift. Then he became a persistent deer that always pings me if I'm interested in buying his peach for a ridiculously high price that costed 700-1200 Bells. I got tricked once, he sold one freaking peach for a ridiculous price!
2.) On his second day of residency, Beau asked me if I can catch a stringfish for him. What the heck, his dialogue was kinda vague so I didn't knew exactly that he actually wanted me to catch a stringfish.
3.) Beau is one persistent merchant. No, stop pinging me about selling your hammock and painter shirt. If I rejected his multiple pathetic attempts in selling me his crap, he's going to throw them in my face.
4.) When I got annoyed of him during the first 2 weeks of his residency, Beau pinged me that he's leaving, followed by saying that he's staying in the town because I don't know him that well and I don't care about him. Uggggghhhh. I forgot to reset that time!
5.) Toy Day. It turns out that Beau wanted a FRIGGING peach. He said that he always wanted a peach but damn, he selling that peaches I gave to him.
6.) Just when I thought I'm all cool with Beau, I realized that he sold most of his original stuff at Re-Tail. With my desperate attempts to keep his home back to its original form, he keeps on misplacing his stuff and always itching to replace his original things. He doesn't want me to sell his fish and milk case.
7.) Of all the custom design shirts I displayed Beau wore the worst one. And he doesn't change his clothes. No matter how many deer shirts (his initial shirt) I shove to his face he still won't change his clothes. He only displays those deer shirts I give him and his house looks like a major mess now. I cri evrytim.

Don't get me wrong, I still like Beau and I find him super adorable. But he's such a butt and I feel bad for him since I only picked him up on a void.
 
Kitty did something annoying a couple of days ago. She decided she wanted to replace her pickle jar. I offered her a football fish lamp I'd been keeping to give to a villager. I expected to get her pickle jar, but she said she wanted to savor putting out her new item. The next day she pinged me and announced it was time to part with one of her most precious possessions. She then attempted to sell me the pickle jar. She just got me to pay for her new item, then pay to take the old one off her hands. I had no idea what a greedy penny pinching cat Kitty was.

I also never forgave Punchy the time he offered to swap my golden stag for his common wall. It wasn't the offer, which I turned down, but his response to me turning down that offer which infuriated me. "Why wouldn't you want to take such a great deal? You're weird."
 
Marshal kept selling fake art pieces to me :c
And his asking prices aren't cheap either,
he asks for 7k for one painting,
I don't really mind much if it's real,
but why do you have to keep selling fake ones to me Marshal :c

~♚Vickie
 
SIMON. THAT TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE MONKEY.

Okay first off I will have you know that there was ONE specific day that I could not pick up my 3ds due to it not being anywhere near me. And what happens? SIMON picks that as a plot day. I know, could have been avoided. Still.
wHERE DOES HE MOVE IN?
on my flippity gibin' orchard. which i spent at least two weeks planting, no TTing.
oh, and not just anywhere on my orchard.
nooooo, he picks the VERY cornermost tree, right up on the cliff, almost like he moved into my town, got off the train and thought:
"Hmm, this is a nice space by this river where a lot of villagers have chosen to live and nothing important is spaced, but no I don't like it, too much awesomeness.
Hmm, I like this area by the town hall which many other villagers reside, close to the shops and grouped in a small well-established community. But no, I don't like convenience.
Oh hey, a well thought out and meticulous arrangement of various fruit trees, obviously placed in a side-area of the town where there is no one there to mess it up. It really looks like someone put a lot of hard work into this.
I'd better take the corner office. They should know I really appreciate their efforts, and it'll encourage them to start over tWO SQUARES TO THE LEFT."

I hate you sooooo much Simon.
 
I gave Sprinkle a nice hybrid flower on her birthday once. She then kept asking me to find furniture that could replace my flower, before i found it in re-tail a few days after ;_; rude
 
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when Gaston lived in my town, I absolutely could not stand his ramshackle decor in his house. I constantly gave him nice furniture, at his request, yet he never put it out in his house. I like crankies and I coulda kept him around (what other villagers have facial hair?), but that awful house interior was too much, i let him move out.
 
When they ping you about useless stuff like changing their catchphrase or they want to give you stupid nicknames *flips table*
 
I don't like the quizzes the normal villager gives you. I liked them at first, but now it's just really annoying.
 
O'Hare has had this stupid arowana in his house for months, and no matter what I do, he won't get rid of it XD
 
Annalise asked me for a colecanth and I had not caught one yet but I managed to for her. Took awhile to finally catch another the same day for my museum. The next day she asks for something to replace it in her house.


:l
 
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Rolf is my most hated villager. He made me feel salty all the time. Other than that, Idk.
 
The cutest ones plot in the worst places :U Lolly took the spot I wanted for my 4th character and made it impossible to build a bridge in the spot I wanted, Rosie moved one space in front of my town hall, Chrissy is in a weird spot and killed some of my shrubs/ perfect apple trees, Francine is right in front of my campsite, and Punchy is right next to Retail.
 
When a villager pings you to move.
and then when you say fine leave....

AND THEY DECIDE TO STAY

;_;
 
When I'm at retail and just put up a sublime coffee beans pack on sale for 9000bells.. The villager currently in the shop looks all excited about that and asks me if he/she should buy the item because, even if alittle expensive, they understand that it's worth buying! I say "go for it!!" ... And they are like " whatever no, I'll keep the money!" Arghhhhh!
 
Mayor give Paula a replacement piece of furniture and she loved it. Save/quit for the night.
Side player logs on and Paula sells the mayor replacement furniture to her. Says she bought it and than asks for furniture for her house. Side player gives her a new piece of furniture that she loves. The next day Paula gives that piece to the mayor.

The polka stool has been in all the villagers houses.
 
Skye LOVES planting flowers on my natural dirt paths. I gotta go around picking em' up or else the grass grows back.
 
I have logged on as mayor and as 2nd character once and the same villager asked for furniture from both players. That's some serious redecorating for such a tiny house. Not really a problem but I'm pretty sure she has none of her starting furniture.
 
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