These votes are taking longer than...

[Antonio]

The game is simple, you start your statement with "These votes are taking longer than..." and an absurd example of something taking forever and that's it...so I'll start. However you must provide an example that is longer in time than the person above.

These votes are taking longer than I can tie my shoes blindfolded.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

these votes are taking longer than a snail moves through molasses on a backwards moving walkway.

 

[Clock]

These votes are taking longer than a sloth with their eyes blindfolded climbing the redwoods in rainy stormy hail weather

 

[frogslime]

These votes are taking longer than the development of Cyberpunk 2077

 

[spawnpoint]

These votes are taking longer than Robtop finishing geometry dash 2.2

 

[trashpedia]

These votes are taking longer than my -2 braincells trying to figure out how to do my calculus homework

 

[Blood Eclipse]

These votes are taking longer than ACNH updates