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Here I bonk again on my own
Bonking down the only road I've ever known
Like a bonker, I was born to bonk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more bonks
But here I bonk again
I don't mind spending every day
Out in this thread in the pouring Zipper rain
Look for the user with the broken smile
Ask them if they wanna be bonked for a while
And they will be bonked
And they will be bonked oh
We are the bonkers, my friends
And we’ll keep on bonking ‘til the end
We are the bonkers, we are the bonkers!
No time for beaners,
‘Cause we are the bonkers of the world!