The Rap Battle Game

[Javocado]

Listen J-son this mess ain't done,
If anything you're just hitting the point of revelation,
This case is on the table and I'm working hard like Sable
Go ask your pops to read you fables I'm not here to
teach you labels. I am Tiny I'm unstable I'll unleash words
when I'm able- this ain't Anne of Green Gables.

Shoutout to Macho Man, it's time to get savage
Your lyrics are so green, what are you, a cabbage?
I've taken you lightly though i'm starting to realize you're a threat.
But call me Tom Nook, i'm about to put you in debt.
Come a little closer then you'll see
That you beating me was never a probability

 

[cIementine]

Listen J-son this mess ain't done,
If anything you're just hitting the point of revelation,
This case is on the table and I'm working hard like Sable
Go ask your pops to read you fables I'm not here to
teach you labels. I am Tiny I'm unstable I'll unleash words
when I'm able- this ain't Anne of Green Gables.

Your rhymes are as soppy as Edward and Bella,
I wouldn't exactly call you a rapping fella,
your lyrics are lame, I wouldn't give you a bravo,
because they cannot compare to the swag Javocado.

 

[tinytaylor]

Shoutout to Macho Man, it's time to get savage
Your lyrics are so green, what are you, a cabbage?
I've taken you lightly though i'm starting to realize you're a threat.
But call me Tom Nook, i'm about to put you in debt.
Come a little close then you'll see
That you beating me was never a probability

Let's try this 1, 2, 3 listen up chickadee
when I drop this beat I know you'll flee
My words stay so green cause I'm a lyric
machine. You like a dried up bean and
you need some steam.
i'm totally brain dead but i'll
wake up tomorrow with something phresh

- - - Post Merge - - -

Your rhymes are as soppy as Edward and Bella,
I wouldn't exactly call you a rapping fella,
your lyrics are lame, I wouldn't give you a bravo,
because they cannot compare to the swag Javocado.

Avalon? Please travel on, my raps too
fresh to put a handle on. I'll be around
here until the babbles gone... son

 

[in-a-pickle]

Let's try this 1, 2, 3 listen up chickadee
when I drop this beat I know you'll flee
My words stay so green cause I'm a lyric
machine. You like a dried up bean and
you need some steam.
i'm totally brain dead but i'll
wake up tomorrow with something phresh

Backup and rewind, your rhyming is lackin'
I hate to be a hater but Ima send you packin'
when my words fly out they don't come slowly
You can't take this opression from someone so holy
Mother-f****** I don't mean to swear
But you just got served by the fresh prince of bel air.

 

[tinytaylor]

Backup and rewind, your rhyming is lackin'
I hate to be a hater but Ima send you packin'
when my words fly out they don't come slowly
You can't take this opression from someone so holy
Mother-f****** I don't mean to swear
But you just got served by the fresh prince of bel air.

fresh prince of bel air? ha fresh prince of bell where,
someone give this chum a beat on the snare,
who you tryin to scare? i skin bears for chairs..
was you coming at me some kind of dare?

- - - Post Merge - - -

well you bess prepare I spit my worst I'm no hare

 

[in-a-pickle]

fresh prince of bel air? ha fresh prince of bell where,
someone give this chum a beat on the snare,
who you tryin to scare? i skin bears for chairs..
was you coming at me some kind of dare?

truth or dare is my game and I'm playing to win
cause what your dishing out could be labeled a sin
now why don't you try takin' a breather
wouldn't want to wind a sleeze rhyming geezer

 

[Javocado]

Let's try this 1, 2, 3 listen up chickadee
when I drop this beat I know you'll flee
My words stay so green cause I'm a lyric
machine. You like a dried up bean and
you need some steam.
i'm totally brain dead but i'll
wake up tomorrow with something phresh

I would be lying if I said that wasn't your weakest verse.
Your flow is deceased, I'll send you home in a hearse.
Sleep is for the weak and so here I am still standing.
I actually feel bad for giving your a$$ such a handing.
Get some rest and come again tomorrow.
Expect the same result, you hanging your head in sorrow.
After today I consider you a grand foe.
But you'll never be able to step to the master, Javocado.

 

[tinytaylor]

truth or dare is my game and I'm playing to win
cause what your dishing out could be labeled a sin
now why don't you try takin' a breather
wouldn't want to wind a sleeze rhyming geezer

playing to win or playing to wind?
my games got you out of breath don't even pretend
i see you bending your back to try and one up
this mac but I'm giving you flack so go home
kid don't come back.

I would be lying if I said that wasn't your weakest verse.
Your flow is deceased, I'll send you home in a hearse.
Sleep is for the weak and so here I am still standing.
I actually feel bad for giving your a$$ such a handing.
Get some rest and come again tomorrow.
Expect the same result, you hanging your head in sorrow.
After today I consider you a grand foe.
But you'll never be able to step to the master, Javocado.

there's a time for a first and trust me I ain't the worst
I'll come back with a burst and send you home with a curse
Spring out of my grave I'll be back to save you rhyme-lacking
type slacking tykes your own hides. I come to provide for those
who need a guide from my lyrical bide. I bid a goodnide close enough

 

[in-a-pickle]

playing to win or playing to wind?
my games got you out of breath don't even pretend
i see you bending your back to try and one up
this mac but I'm giving you flack so go home
kid don't come back.

Now don't brush me off if you can't compete
I know it's tough when you're feeling the heat
While you're down for the count i suggest you flake out
don't try to comeback with some sob story pout
yo, your aching, your body's making shifty movements
and I'm feeling you taking my words to the grave.
Now back off the throne- you rap-playin' slave.

 

[tinytaylor]

Now don't brush me off if you can't compete
I know it's tough when you're feeling the heat
While you're down for the count i suggest you flake out
don't try to comeback with some sob story pout
yo, your aching, your body's making shifty movements
and I'm feeling you taking my words to the grave.
Now back off the throne- you rap-playin' slave.

you still coming at me man you heard
that you're the old news? i'm spitting steam
you're spurting ash man get this boy some
soul food.

 

[Capella]

you still coming at me man you heard
that you're the old news? i'm spitting steam
you're spurting ash man get this boy some
soul food.

Shoutout to Macho Man, it's time to get savage
Your lyrics are so green, what are you, a cabbage?
I've taken you lightly though i'm starting to realize you're a threat.
But call me Tom Nook, i'm about to put you in debt.
Come a little closer then you'll see
That you beating me was never a probability

 

[tinytaylor]

I'll take this as a victory sweet like hickory
Meat on the grill why don't you go and take a seat?
I'll greet you with my crown I'll be waving to town
So bow down.. you silly little rhythm lacking clowns

 

[Capella]

I'll take this as a victory sweet like hickory
Meat on the grill why don't you go and take a seat?
I'll greet you with my crown I'll be waving to town
So bow down.. you silly little rhythm lacking clowns

I'll take this as a victory sweet like hickory
Meat on the grill why don't you go and take a seat?
I'll greet you with my crown I'll be waving to town
So bow down.. you silly little rhythm lacking clowns

 

[Javocado]

I'll take this as a victory sweet like hickory
Meat on the grill why don't you go and take a seat?
I'll greet you with my crown I'll be waving to town
So bow down.. you silly little rhythm lacking clowns

What is this victory you speak of?
You are still below and I am above
A period of hiatus is what I needed.
My verses be stronger while your raps depleted.
But worry not i'll put you away with great haste.
If you're feeling hungry come back for another taste.
You just taste while I devour.
I come up with my rhymes on the spot, you take an hour.

 

[Capella]

What is this victory you speak of?
You are still below and I am above
A period of hiatus is what I needed.
My verses be stronger while your raps depleted.
But worry not i'll put you away with great haste.
If you're feeling hungry come back for another taste.
You just taste while I devour.
I come up with my rhymes on the spot, you take an hour.

ur raps are weak like the meek beak cheek of ur mammas deek u dork!
i bet u eat pork for breakfast guy, ur like a fly ill squish u and u will die!

 

[Javocado]

ur raps are weak like the meek beak cheek of ur mammas deek u dork!
i bet u eat pork for breakfast guy, ur like a fly ill squish u and u will die!

listen capella
your messin with the wrong fella
you eat pork for breakfast
eat my words they're infectious
please stop, just go home
don't make me use the super horn on electrodome

 

[Capella]

listen capella
your messin with the wrong fella
you eat pork for breakfast
eat my words they're infectious
please stop, just go home
don't make me use the super horn on electrodome

you know you only won that race cause I was all up in your face
you couldn't handle losing to me twice in a row, in dah super mario bros
and I'm home right now unless you want that to change, you're deranged no exchange

now go back to bob lovin you big muffin

 

[JellofishXD]

Please Capella Why don't u stop bein jella
And go home to giv up your throne and join the unknown cause that's where you'll be if u don't see that messin with me is just not meant to be. you may be popular in the irc but srsly ur rap isnt better then anybodies. While u think ur ownin and havin fun pls just leave cause I've already won
(first attempt) I'm so sorry

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Please Capella Why don't u stop bein jella
And go home to giv up your throne and join the unknown cause that's where you'll be if u don't see that messin with me is just not meant to be. you may be popular in the irc but srsly ur rap isnt better then anybodies. While u think ur ownin and havin fun pls just leave cause I've already won
(first attempt) I'm so sorry

You're messing with monsters, the big ones that carry big guns

My crew is through with you, you
get eaten like soul food,
and when I spit you out you'll be
wishin' your mission had more ammunition, you're lacking ambition, ignition, you might want to call a physician,
can't mess with this technician, I'm a superior tactician,
but I'll accept your submission.

 

[Capella]

You're messing with monsters, the big ones that carry big guns

My crew is through with you, you
get eaten like soul food,
and when I spit you out you'll be
wishin' your mission had more ammunition, you're lacking ambition, ignition, you might want to call a physician,
can't mess with this technician, I'm a superior tactician,
but I'll accept your submission.

revolver cat you cant shoot no one
ur actually the cat in the hat, U AINT GOT NO PUNS