The Rap Battle Game

[AppleCracker]

The Rap Battle Game
I had an idea last night to make a rap battle game so here it is!

Rules

Keep it clean

Make sure you don't say anything that can't be rhymed with

Don't say anything too insulting

Have fun!

How to play

Simply rhyme with the person above you and then make up a new line

Example

Bill Nye: I am the best at everything!
You smell like a plum.

Bob: At least I'm not a bum!
You can't even sing a song!

Jerry: Now that's where your wrong!
You stink like a tomato

Etc.

(I know those rhymes suck. I made them in like 30 seconds.

Now I'll start

My rhymes are as good as Bill Nye.

 

[tinytaylor]

Now don't show yo hate oh
Spit rhymes like they're paper

 

[AppleCracker]

My words take me high like a sky scraper
I've got enough rhymes to go on for years! But if I don't stop now you'll be in tears!

 

[tinytaylor]

``

 

[AppleCracker]

Wow.

 

[tinytaylor]

looking back at that, that hardly rhymed xD
it was really early so

 

[in-a-pickle]

peeps be spillin words like vegemite
your game so weak yet mines so tight

 

[Capella]

yo you think yoh game tight HA thats funny cuz my game so punny
and ur just a dummy
OHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Goldenapple]

I can't rap. :'(

 

[Capella]

I can't rap. :'(

yeah u cant rap at all whatcha think you doing fool, go back to school while I swim in my pool

 

[in-a-pickle]

you may be swimming in tears when im done
your rap is so bad i stole all your fun

- - - Post Merge - - -

and that, ladies and gentleman, is how I'm going to bed on a last note C:

 

[ShinySandwich]

PO To Po Ko LO POO tOOOOOOOOO YO

 

[Capella]

I be swimming in tears more like you're not even near, my skill level but ya know what rhymes with fun DUMB and that's how I won

 

[ShinySandwich]

Yo, you know what rhymes with DUMB? FUN

 

[Goldenapple]

That ain't cool,so go run to yo mama before I drain your pool. (first attempt ever....) :\

Wow that took me 5minutes to write.

 

[Capella]

You know whats fun, fun in the sun cause its summer where I live OHOHHOPHOPHOHOH

- - - Post Merge - - -

HAh my mom died, because a meteor hit her but you know whats gonna hit you, MY SICK RHYMES IF YOU COME AT ME, BOO!

 

[ShinySandwich]

You know what rhymes with BOOOOO? BOOOOOOO

 

[Capella]

Well I have a boo back in detroit, you know why , cause you have never made a POINT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

you're too young for that old school
I'm still poppin' sick straight A's on the mic, fool,
I don't need to grade ya, to know that you failed,
this ain't the end but your coffin is nailed~

 

[ShinySandwich]

I hate Capella, I ****ing love nutella