The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“HOW.MANY.TIMES.MUST.I.TELL.YOU.NOT TO PUT THINGS INTO YOUR MOUTH?!”
“Yeah? Especially me!”

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“We sold three pallets of cookies. How’d you do?”
“I ate three pallets of cookies.”

 

[BakaRina]

"Those candies you gave me? They sucked."
"But you ate all of them."
"I had to make sure they all sucked."

 

[Midoriya]

"In fact I think you sent that while my siblings and I were causing mass deforestation."

 

[tntduo]

"Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”
"Not until 4."

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[BakaRina]

"You see the blue wire?"
*getting ready to cut the blue wire* "Yeah."
"Don't touch the blue wire."
"GAH!"
"Start with "don't!" Start with "don't!"

 

[BakaRina]

"I’m morally grey. That means I commit crimes but I’m also hot."

 

[Midoriya]

"and now playing against the top-ranked U.S. Army football team...."
"IT'S THE ONE"
"THE ONLY"
"THE SUSSY CREWMATESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Y'ALL READY FOR THIS"
*line of Among Us Sussy Twerk emojis shaking their butts*
a few hours later
"Wow, I can't believe we lost to that new team..."
"Yeah, what did they call themselves? The Sussy Crewmates??? I might have to see if I can enroll there..."

 

[Plainbluetees]

"Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea? Hammocks! Why didn't I think of that?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You wouldn’t understand. It’s a Jersey thing.”

 

[Midoriya]

"my status
LMAOOOOOOOO
Guoba had to take a dump and then used Charmin toilet paper to wipe his ***

Charmin toilet paper commercial, but in Chinese
"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"LIKE, HOW WAS THAT A BLOCK?! WHAT DID YOU BLOCK THAT WITH, YOUR ****IN' IMAGINATION?!"

 

[-Blue-]

'Oh it's me buddy. I'm in heaven now. So sorry I died. I miss you so much. I'm happy here. So I'm not coming home.'

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Come any closer and I’ll kiss him!”
“She’s not bluffing!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Hello. Thank you for calling our technical support line. To speak with an agent, please press....
Dagnabbit! If I WANTED to speak to a stupid computer-!
No need to be rude sir. If YOU had this job, you too would sound like a machine!

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"Who married an egg, and why is she so surprised?"
-JaidenAnimations
"As for you, [...] I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will!"
-Alice, Through the Looking-Glass

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"Every animal has a purpose in the Animal Kingdom,
and the Thwomp's sole purpose is to CRUSH, ABSOLUTELY PULVERIZE."

- me like 20 min ago idk

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Alright, your vision relies on having eyes! I'm going to have to kill you now!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Doody, how do I look?”
“Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!”

 

[tntduo]

"Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!"

 

[-Blue-]

And what are you, Tina?
I'm Nun of Your Business. Okay.
Geez, touchy.
No, Lin, that's her costume. Do you seriously not get it?
No, I got it. I-I got it.
What-what is it then?
She's a nun. She's a cranky nun.
What about the briefcase?
Well, that's why she's cranky. She's got a lot of work to do.