The out of context quotes thread

[xSuperMario64x]

"this isn't even a competition, I'm waxing waluigi's *** right now." -poofesure

 

[spawnpoint]

"What if I want to study the anatomy of a whale while I eat? Then what?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Pointing to a sign that says Nutrition”
“Nut-rit-eon. Oooo! Someone screwed up boys and girls! This word is supposed to say nutrition!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why uh thank you Billy. We had no idea that you were a cyclops....”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Elisa, I think you should have a concussion after that."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes
Except for that one time when she didn’t come back!”

 

[-Blue-]

Even you can't disarm one of my bombs in time!
Shut up!
What kind of retort is that? You're not even trying.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"their world revolves around turds"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"STOOOOP BABY MARIO YOU'RE HARRASSING ME " -poofesure

 

[-Mars-]

"STOOOOP BABY MARIO YOU'RE HARRASSING ME " -poofesure

*Me playing MK8D and Baby Mario ruining everything at the last possible second*

 

[BakaRina]

"Am I going too far?"
"No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison."

 

[BakaRina]

"You just have to keep pushing my buttons, don't you?"
"I'm your arch enemy. That's what I do."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"STOP JUST STANDING THERE, AND DO SOMETHIIING!!!!!" -Poofesure

 

[Gem of Paradise]

“Guys, Chez Amy is about service, friendly smiling happy service!… NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS IN GEAR!”

 

[-Blue-]

Michelangelo, press some buttons.
*Incomprehensible giddiness* I'mma hit all of em!
*Fireworks in the distance.* ...I've always wanted to hit every button.

 

[BakaRina]

"Are you busy?"
"Yes, I was just about to paint a wall and watch it dry."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"My favorite color is pain 'cause that's how this game makes me feel."
-My brother playing Wii Sports Resort

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I choo choo choose you to die!”

 

[BakaRina]

"Did you really think you were going to get away with this?"
"Well, it would be stupid to say yes now."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"And where are you from, Damien?"
"The 7th layer of Hell!"
"Oh, that's exciting! My mother was from Alabama!"