The out of context quotes thread

[xSuperMario64x]

"YES!! I knew I needed to time that carefully, if I gave him too much time I knew Jesus would try to kill me."
-Poofesure

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

My new favorite Poofesure quote:

"I do everything flawlessly. ...Wait, did I just throw away that sandwich??"

 

[BakaRina]

"Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor."
"I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it."

 

[Midoriya]

"Oh no, it's Unknown Shiketsu Teacher! His Quirk, Erase You From Existence, is more powerful than All Might and All For One combined. I think it's pretty obvious what it does..."

"This guy needs a whole backstory written about him or something xD"

 

[ravenclaw_equestrian]

"Yeah, Jack, you get that raw meat! You go! Almost there, you're so close!"
-my little brother's friend on facetime

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Poofesure made a new video, so I got some more quotes!

"I'm glad the crowd knows what's going on, 'cause I sure the hell don't."

"Now that's SpongeBob music."

Spoiler: This one might sound suggestive, but I swear he was just playing golf XD

"I've tickled the hole's... Hole."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"no rest for the sick"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Mr. Piggy, NOO! Don't move out! I need your rental income!" -Poofesure

 

[savanniebananie]

"hiiiiiiiiiiii"

"Recipient's account has been disabled at this time. Please cope with us as we are trying to fix the account deleting bug.
Thanks,
-Google
Sent from Google supercomputer
1101 New York Avenue, N.W. Google Inc."

"supercomputer should be capitalized."

 

[Midoriya]

"Dang, Sakura's tears have more screentime than Tenten."

"Sorry, Tenten, but going to have to resume the episode later.

WTF, bro? This is MY episode!

Yeah, but we don't have enough time for you. Sorry..."

"You know who else is getting more screentime? It's definitely not Tenten!"

 

[Midoriya]

"A huh huh huh, I'm so sorry!"

"NO! You are not so sorry. You are Sasori. Sasori, of the red sand."

"Dude, are you okay?"

 

[Midoriya]

"how a battle between glasses jacket shirt man and Killer Bee would go

Killer Bee would be rapping nonstop

and everyone would keep cheering for glasses jacket shirt man

they're both too powerful

rap battle of the millenia"


"yeah but only one has a giant oxtapus inside them"


"you mean glasses jacket shirt man doesn't have a giant octopus inside him?

my entire life is a lie"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"You're the classroom equivalent to a YouTube comment." -my science teacher

 

[Plainbluetees]

“Fried shrimp is the true meaning of life”
-My friend

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"And I baked Lebron James in the oven for 10 to 15 minutes."

"No, Michael! No No, Michael! That was so not right!"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

me: "you did not have to yahoo right there mario wtf"

 

[Midoriya]

"Dormammu, I have come to fart!"

*lifts his leg up and rips him a new one*

Dormammu: "Ayyyyy ayyyyy, bro! No farting in my lair, bro!

Ah, darn, now it's in the space between you and me. And now in the galaxies. And other dimensions too. Now I can smell it too! AGH, IT SMELLS TERRIBLE! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!" *dies*

Doctor Strange: "Wow, you defeated Dormammu by farting? Please... teach me."

 

[BakaRina]

"I can explain."
"Can you?"
"If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Yeah, thank you. Gimme more. Gimme gimme more, gimme more! I'M NOT ******* BRITNEY SPEARS, STOP GIVING ME MORE!" -Poofesure

 

[BakaRina]

"Today is a day of running through hurdles."
"Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?"
"Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you."