The out of context quotes thread

[-Blue-]

Aren’t you guys hearing that? Hello? Guys? Guys! Where is that music coming from!? Why are the lights fading!? What is happening!?

Put some pep in your step! And now, back to Quack Pack!

What is going on!? Everything went black, then someone drank a pep, and what is Quack Pack! Something weird is going on here, but I can't put a finger on it.

You seemed stressed, did I put too much pressure on you?

No! I'm stressed because the veil of reality is disintegrating and no one seems to notice!

 

[oddbear]

"If there is a God, he created those tortillas."

 

[Midoriya]

"Guys, don't approach that bear!"
"Why not?"
"Because that bear... is on drugs."
"I'm calling the police. They'll know what to do."
"I'm here, and I brought a firearm."
"Hurry up and kill it!"
"I can't! It's moving too fast for me to aim properly because of the-- AHHHHH!!"
"Welp, he's dead."
"That's it, I'm calling in the military."
*a few moments later*
"Yeah, I'm sorry, but that bear decimated our entire squadron. We're going to have to call in the nuke."
*a few more moments later*
"Guys, I have some bad news... the nuclear bomb didn't kill the bear, and now it's a radioactive bear on drugs..."
"WHAT?! How is that possible?!?"
"That's it, we're going to try and negotiate with the bear."
*Morgan Freeman's voice overhead:* "and so, let it be known that a species known as humans, who once thought they are the top of the food chain, got bested by a radioactive bear on drugs... yep, that's right... a single radioactive bear on drugs... don't ask me who came up with this movie as they're probably very, very dumb."

 

[WhiteLily210]

"Since when did you get a plush of a black donut?"

"There's octopus in this juice"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Good day, Damien. My name is Phillip, but everyone calls me Pip because they hate me."
"Then I will call you Pip."

 

[oddbear]

”if i was that man, and those ladies started talking to me like that, i’d throw the mozzarella in the pool.”
we were watching the real housewives of new jersey :,)

 

[-Blue-]

"Here we are, moments away from the classic's opening coin toss. Glomgold's now very obviously switching the official coin for one that has heads on both sides."

"Very sneaky."

"He tosses the double headed coin, and Glomgold has called...tails? Glomgold clearly embarrassed, now trying to throw the coin into the ocean."

"He does not make it."

"Scrooge, desperate to move things along, has agreed to let Glomgold win the coin toss."

"Wow, what a game, see you next time, everybody."

"It hasn't even, Launchpad?!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"You guys are so immature! Act like eight-year-olds!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Shut up Excludey! Get back into your box!”

 

[oddbear]

“ok team! let’s Form Voltron
*30 second sequence where they form voltron*
and the galra have already killed
e v e r y o n e.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“My life is a bacon wrapped [heck] on Earth.”
“Can’t say [heck].”

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“So help me god, Pablo, if you don’t shut up I will steal your kneecaps.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hi Mandy’s mom and dad! I mean my mom and dad!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Tried to work in Korean deli
But I am Japanese”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“And this one has a face only a mother could love....”
“Hi! I’m Chucky! And you’re one to talk!”

 

[spawnpoint]

reminder: there are babes in the woods

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Or you could go hang yourself!”
“Yeah! We found this really nice rope you could use....”
“I’m not gonna hang myself!”
“Okay. I’ll just leave the rope right here just in case!”

 

[oddbear]

“i walk around the house like an emo, but in reality i’m all about fart noises.”

 

[frogslime]

It looks like it has gay people in it so I'm not watching it but what is it

 

[Beanz]

“i DEMAND the notes, you nasa neckbeard”