The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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“shut up, (brother’s friend’s name) and i are busy role playing.”
-me to my brother when his friend and i were giving voices to the omori characters.
“mitski was the first woman in the world, and then she created all other women.” -my brother’s friend.
-me to my brother when his friend and i were giving voices to the omori characters.
“mitski was the first woman in the world, and then she created all other women.” -my brother’s friend.
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The tail! The horrible tail!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Mr Duckman! Why did you eviscerate us with a hot curling iron?!”
“Because it’s Tuesday.”
“Because it’s Tuesday.”
spawnpoint
IT'S TV TIME!
"bro just compared his wife to credit card debt"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I WAS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN IRAQ AND YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH HER?!”
“No! I didn’t even meet her until AFTER you were rescued and returned home.”
“Ooooooooooo worst thing to say right now.”
“No! I didn’t even meet her until AFTER you were rescued and returned home.”
“Ooooooooooo worst thing to say right now.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"A fidget spinner?! Did you see what the president tweeted?!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Love your hair. Where’d you buy it?”
“Off some [hooker]. I think it was your mother!”
“Is that graffiti on your eyes?!”
“WHAT?!”
“Gotta go! Space needs Bibles!”
“Off some [hooker]. I think it was your mother!”
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“Is that graffiti on your eyes?!”
“WHAT?!”
“Gotta go! Space needs Bibles!”
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xSuperMario64x
love of my life 💙💜
"you've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of gingerbread man on a murdering spree?" -jarvis
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Gee I dunno. Last time we followed you we got beaten up by bears with plungers.”
spawnpoint
IT'S TV TIME!
"STAY AWAY SEXY BALDIS GROWL"
"Tough talk for someone part of a defunct WWII German Empire Military division. Spoiler alert: Your leader didn't have insurance through us and took the L in his bunker (the US Army fortnite danced on his dead body)"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hey! GIMME THAT! Why don’t you learn some manners, lady?!”
*Kicks Evil Witch in the leg*
*Kicks Evil Witch in the leg*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! STAY AWAY FROM US, YOU EVIL LITTLE GIRL!!!!”
“Hi, evil lady!”
“Hi, evil lady!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Now wasn’t that cute? BUT IT’S-!”
“Food!”
“Food!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The shoe! The shoe! Take off the shoe!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Tra la la la la la LA la la! Tra la la la la la LA la la!”
Ravenkitty22
would’ve, could’ve, should’ve
“Growing up with the savior of the Wizarding World as my dad, I’ve learned that celebrities, heroes, and role models are all just ordinary people who were stuck with a crazy situation, and did some pretty extraordinary things.”
