“The purpose of civilization is to make violence the final resort, while to a barbarian it is the first, preferred, only, and above all most enjoyable option.”
"Imagine having a poll at the end of an episode. A list of voice actors on the screen. Vote for your favorite replacement voices. Beginning today until April 15th. Tax Day!"
"It went about as well as expected Morty. Just like that condom delivery service, where the internet voted to roll it out in Batman, Turkey. Then the site shutdown and no one ever heard from them again Morty! So I guess the powers that be just said '**** it! We like those guys most. Let's just go with them.'" "How do you know about that Rick?!" "I watch Internet Historian, Morty! And you should too! And never skip the ads, Morty! Do you hear me?! NEVER SKIP HIS ADS!!!"
I think this escape is the one that's going to work. Well, I always say that, but this time I really mean it.
Yeah, just in case we need a little insurance...I made a zip gun. But I only have one bullet, so hopefully, all the guards will be standing in a line at some point.
“I’m an orphan. Please, sir, may I have some more?”
“GOOD AFTERNOON!!!!!!”
“Just deplore them
With decorum like you’re
Judi bloody Dench.”
“Wait, wait. Was that Judi Dench?”
"Team Rocket, it's you guys again! You're trying to steal Ash's Pikachu!"
"HAHAHAHA, how did you deduce that?"
"YEAH! And now, here's something you'll really like!"
*Meowth pulls back curtains to reveal a bunch of Yungoos standing in a line. All of a sudden one of them takes the microphone in the middle and begins singing*
"TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT, WE ARE YUNGOOS, WE ARE YUNGOOS..."
*The other Yungoos start dancing very lackadaisical-like with their paws in the air*
"SO WE'LL SET THE WORLD ON FIRRRRRRE, WE CAN MAKE IT BRIGHTER, THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!"
*The lead Yungoos stops with a suave finish*
"Um, what did we just watch?"
"I don't know Ash, but that song doesn't even make any sense. Yungoos is a Normal type, not a Fire type!"
*everyone boos and starts throwing tomatos at Team Rocket and the Yungoos crew*
"Please, calm down! We had to improvise!"
"Get them, Pikachu!"
*Team Rocket cowers in fear as Pikachu unleashes a Thunderbolt unlike any other, sending them flying for days*
"Dangit, James, I told you this wasn't going to work."
"Don't blame me! Jesse was the one that came up with it originally!"
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
"Oh, I don't know what it's like, you say... well you should know, in the end there will only be--"
"[REDACTED!]"
"Dr. Robotnik, what are you doing here? And I was going to say pain, man, in the end there will only be PAIN. What you said just sounds stupid and childish. Now, where was I? Ah yes, in the final days leading up to the end, there will be lots of--"
"[REDACTED!]"
*Tails and Knuckles start visibly giggling*
"Shut UP, Dr. Robotnik, SHUT UP! Geez, can't even get through my evil monologue without that dumb word appearing."
“Ohhhhhhh. Now you’re gonna shoot off my pinkie toe?”
“I ain’t playing. You’d better put that razor away before I blast off that black crusty nub off your foot!”
“Go ahead. Shoot it! *Vera takes off her shoe* Shoot me in the pinkie toe!”
*Gunshot is heard off screen as Vera moans in pain*
"So Greece is insolvent?"
"Brian, put it this way: if it were a private company, there'd be a fire there on Saturday at about four o'clock in the morning."
“Oh, you’re bleeding and there’s dirt all over the cut and I don’t have a handkerchief. It looks like I’ll have to lick it off.”
*Puppet woman starts licking puppet girl’s forehead and spitting it out*
“Okay. That’s just nasty!”
