The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Neb]

Flail your legs like Yoshi and hope for the best.

Where can I find some food?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

The ground. It's good for your body!

I need some sleep but I can't do it!

 

[ForestFox]

Eat 5 melatonin, cause it will knock you out for a week.

How do I be productive while doing nothing?

 

[Midoriya]

Create clones of yourself.

How do I care less about things?

 

[ForestFox]

Remove the feelings part of your brain.


how do I eat without gaining weight

 

[Midoriya]

Create a black hole in your stomach using science.

How do I win a gold medal at the olympics?

 

[frogslime]

Constantly exercise while doing so it
Train SUPER hard. With enough training, you'll be able to parkour your way to the place where it's held and then you can steal it.

How do I wear a seatbelt?

 

[itsjustlew]

Constantly exercise while doing so it
Train SUPER hard. With enough training, you'll be able to parkour your way to the place where it's held and then you can steal it.

How do I wear a seatbelt?

Buckle it around your feet to keep in place!
Should I ask my crush out?

 

[Midoriya]

No, introduce someone else to your crush and set them up with each other.

How do I fly a plane?

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and watch the moments specifically where Joseph's trying to fly a plane.

What's something I can do to make myself happy?

 

[toxapex]

Just drink water and stop being sad

I'm out of dog food, what should I feed my dog?

 

[Lothitine]

Your spleen. Very nutritious.

how should i come out as enby to my family?

 

[Clock]

Tell the truth, but try to be careful about it
How do I own a farm?

 

[HungryForCereal]

play stardew valley

how to get better at art

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Trace someone else's art and claim it as your own!

My teeth is hurting. What should I do?

 

[Lothitine]

Turn them off and back on again


what should I do this morning?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

It's too late. Might as well go back to sleep.

How can I start out my painting?

 

[toxapex]

Fill bucket tool but in real life

What are some good Wii U recommendations?

 

[Lothitine]

Spoon 1, spoon 2 for switch!
What should I name my build-a-bear?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Bob the Builder.

Beginners tips for crocheting?