You started the weird so let's go thereSo this might sound weird, but I didn’t realize Michael Polansky (Lady Gaga’s fiancé) was 46 or 47. (According to Wikipedia— they don’t know the exact year.) I assumed he was in his late thirties, like her. He has a youthful look about him!
He, apparently is the same age as me. So, next time I see Lady Gaga, I am going to steal her heart from this loser.
For those who don't know my sarcasm, I am lucky to get the time of day from literally anybody