The great magic conch shell

[mintellect]

Please feel free to ask the Great Magic Conch shell anything. The Great Magic Conch Shell would prefer yes or no questions, though, if you have a desire to ask another question, you may do so.

I shall play the role of the Great magic Conch Shell for this session.

 

[Dae Min]

What do we have to do to get out of the kelp forest?

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lol jk

Should I tell the guy I like him?

 

[mintellect]

YOU MUST ALWAYS START WITH "O great Magic Conch Shell"!!!!!!!!!

...ok, maybe i should've mentioned it.

Well, i think you should drop hints but not directly say "I like you."

 

[Dae Min]

Thank you for the wisdom, Oh great Magic Conch Shell xD

 

[mintellect]

"Your satisfaction is all i need."

-Siri


i think

 

[pokedude729]

O Great Magic Conch Shell,
Will I get good grades this semester?

 

[You got mail!]

Will I ever forget my most horrible memories?

 

[mintellect]

O Great Magic Conch Shell,
Will I get good grades this semester?

Yes.

 

[Dae Min]

Can Squidward get something to eat?

 

[mintellect]

Will I ever forget my most horrible memories?

Wait for a hard thing to fall on your head. You can't just grab it and hit your head or it won't work. It can't be intentional.
Be warned, this will erase all your memories, not just bad ones, including everything you know and learned and things like that, so you will be as dumb as a newborn baby.

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Can Squidward get something to eat?

No, but you may.

 

[Dae Min]

No, but you may.

Poor Squidward D:

 

[mintellect]

Ask again.

 

[Dae Min]

Can Squidward get something to eat? ouo

 

[mintellect]

No.

 

[Dae Min]

LOL

ilu, Magic Conch Shell

 

[mintellect]

Much thanks get you!

 

[Lolipup]

Oh great magic conch shell~ will I ever be accepted for who I really am, not for whom I appear? D;

 

[mintellect]

Maybe someday.

 

[ellabella12345]

Can squidward have something to eat

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Oh great and powerful magic conch shell, should I buy a giant brownie and eat all of it at 1am?