The great magic conch shell

[Alienfish]

Please feel free to ask the Great Magic Conch shell anything. The Great Magic Conch Shell would prefer yes or no questions, though, if you have a desire to ask another question, you may do so.

I shall play the role of the Great magic Conch Shell for this session.

can i jav whatever you are smoking

 

[Nebulaquatic]

OH MAGIC CONCH SHELL AM I TRULY AWESOME?
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[mintellect]

Can squidward have something to eat

No.

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Oh great and powerful magic conch shell, should I buy a giant brownie and eat all of it at 1am?

Yes.

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can i jav whatever you are smoking

wtf i don't smoke

...excuse my...tone.

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OH MAGIC CONCH SHELL AM I TRULY AWESOME?
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Anyone who writes in color is awesome. Bonus points for rainbowy.