Pretty much all the Asian insults in the dictionary.
Them : Do you have all As?
Me : Only one B
Them : >:/
Them : You look more American everytime I see you.
Me : Um...okay.
Them : How come you didn't see me this new year?
Me : I was with friends and all (which is a lie, I was sleeping)
Them : *All random reasons that I should spend time with them*