Oh I know and I'm not saying there isn't... it's just what, he has a book? So he's qualified to read into people's dreams?Mino said:Exactly. So what you do is you post a *censored.3.0*ed up dream and see what he says. Like I did.AndyB said:I'd rather keep my dreams to myself, rather than being psych evaluated by someone that "has a book".
In all seriousness, there is actual scientific research related to dreaming out there. Read that, rather than some book full of century-old mumbo jumbo.
it means you want to bone your mom? I've got this book too but it's kind of stupid and inaccurate.Mino said:So I was walking down the street, then the street turned into licorice. And then, I was balls deep in my mom. Explain that.
. . .John102 said:I seldom remember my dreams, and when I do I usually forget them.
I dun get it. Is that a joke on my ridiculously long post? xPNic said:<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Rocker32703 said:<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">My dream last night was a rather freaky nightmare. It's a little hard to remember every detail, but here's the general idea. I think I was in 3rd person actually, which is unusual.
From what I can remember, as this was never explained, I was... I think in my bedroom, when the whole house unexplainably burst into flames. I dash down the stairs to try and avoid the fire. As soon as I'm out, the whole house extinguishes. All the furniture...disappears, I think? - and all the walls and floor are charred black.
I realized what happened, and it all comes crashing down.
I can't scream, I can't cry, I can't make noise - aside from a whimper, I just feel this HORRIBLE feeling of anguish. It literally ached inside me and I wanted to scream as hard as I could.
For whatever reason, my house is placed in the middle of a city with skyscrapers around me (Not like in reality) and I stumble my way into a basement I think. My math teacher is in there, giving out math tests.
I take the math test, but I can't concentrate and I try to explain what happened to my math teacher. As soon as I explain what I think happened, she yells at me to get out of here, calling me a liar and a mental freak.
Now, this where it is hard to remember, but I think I stumbled back across the street to my burned house. Oh, and by the way, it was NEVER explained where my brother and parents are. They just cease to exist after the fire. It starts to rain. My chest gets so heavy from the fear and anguish running through me, and I walk inside the house. Looking around at the charred remains, I take a step forward and fall flat on my face.
I try to scream, but make no noise. Then a voice tells me something. It doesn't sound like it belonged, like it came from the back of my mind or from the air around me. It said, "You're all alone. And what are you going to do about it?"
I wake up with cold shivers right there. :gyroidconfused:
You can send me a PM when you feel like. I think I got all the details down... but I was honestly scared in my own dream, I could FEEL that fear and heavy feeling even after I woke up. Eventually it went away, and I was able to sit up and take a deep breath. I hadn't had a dream like that in years.
Sorry for the long post. Hope you find out if this means anything. ^_^ </div></div>![]()
It means you have chlamydia.kalinn said:I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.
You clearly have unconscious desires to murder your closest friends. The flying tree bark represents your own unavoidable impact with the law. I recommend beating someone's ass on your first day in prison.nadnarb9786 said:theres this yellow ball that bounces ontop of these pins. and then all of a sudden a huge chunk of tree bark comes out of nowhere and i panic
Read this article in its entirety.d7crab said:I keep getting dreams when I am on my bed and am falling off and imediatly I wake up startled, do you know if this means anything, please send me an answer by PM![]()
Dave Chappelle represents everything that is wrong with your home life. Next time you see him in his dreams, try and hack his legs off. If you miss, you must flee to South Africa without a word.Nevermore said:I keep having dreams in which Dave Chappelle walks down my road to tell me jokes. I am being serious.
Seek help. Now.MrCrazyDavis said:I was on an escalator, when a man with a shotgun hit me in the face and I fell to my death.
This is clearly your Id trying to break out of its cocoon. The latent meaning of the giant caterpillar is your emasculation at the hands of your teachers. Try sleeping in the buff.Ciaran said:Britains got talent was on.
A woman came on and started singing a song, Amanda Holden said,
'Oh, I know that, its florence and the machines old band!'
She then got up on stage, turned into a giant caterpiller and ran around it singing the song.
This clearly means you simply aren't getting enough fiber in your diet. I recommend bran flakes for breakfast. Spinach at lunch. No meat for dinner.Marcus said:I had a dream yesterday that I was being chased by someone, but I could not move my legs quickly, they felt heavy like lead. Just as the guy caught up with me, the dream ended.
That's not what your mom said.iFly said:It means you have chlamydia.kalinn said:I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.
The guy with the burnt face represents your vagina.
Yes, she's the one who told me who gave her it.kalinn said:That's not what your mom said.iFly said:It means you have chlamydia.kalinn said:I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.
The guy with the burnt face represents your vagina.
=BCiaran said:. . .John102 said:I seldom remember my dreams, and when I do I usually forget them.
I have nothing to add. Thank you, John.
That's not how it works with him.d7crab said:^ you need to chill the ___l out. Obviously this is all for fun, well for me it is. And we all know this isn't 100% legitimate. Haven't you ever heard the saying "If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all."