The Dream analyser.

[The Sign Painter]

There's really no point of telling you. My dreams don't make sense one bit.

I was walking down a black and teal road with these swirly things with three eyes floating, and then a dude with an afro came with a chicken/unknown animal suit on. He climbed up a gigantic T.V that turned into a flower while he was climbing it and started to dance?

Then he threw something burnt at me, but it missed and hit a piece of grass, the grass started to cry and dissapeared. Then I looked back and that dude had long hair in ponytails, and was wearing an extremely bright colored dress..

Then it started to rain tiny drops of coins, then I looked back up, and that dude was gone. But, he was actually right next to me. Then I sneezed or coughed and he was back up the flower, but the flower was dead, so he fell down, and suddenly he had a knife in his hand that nearly killed me, till I woke up.

splain that.

The road symbolizes your heart, and the man with the afro is death. The TV turning into a flower means that unless you don't stop using technology instead of nature, he will dance on your grave. The burnt item was actually a solidified form of your ashes, and the blade of grass was your future child. The dress was the exact dress you will be married in. Everything else pointed towards the apocalypse.

 

[John102]

There's really no point of telling you. My dreams don't make sense one bit.

I was walking down a black and teal road with these swirly things with three eyes floating, and then a dude with an afro came with a chicken/unknown animal suit on. He climbed up a gigantic T.V that turned into a flower while he was climbing it and started to dance?

Then he threw something burnt at me, but it missed and hit a piece of grass, the grass started to cry and dissapeared. Then I looked back and that dude had long hair in ponytails, and was wearing an extremely bright colored dress..

Then it started to rain tiny drops of coins, then I looked back up, and that dude was gone. But, he was actually right next to me. Then I sneezed or coughed and he was back up the flower, but the flower was dead, so he fell down, and suddenly he had a knife in his hand that nearly killed me, till I woke up.

splain that.

The road symbolizes your heart, and the man with the afro is death. The TV turning into a flower means that unless you don't stop using technology instead of nature, he will dance on your grave. The burnt item was actually a solidified form of your ashes, and the blade of grass was your future child. The dress was the exact dress you will be married in. Everything else pointed towards the apocalypse.

=/

You can do better than that.

 

[ipodawesum]

So I was walking down the street, then the street turned into licorice. And then, I was balls deep in my mom. Explain that.

Haha, made my day mino.
Made my day.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Woah! 5 Pages in 1 day?!

Right I will TONIGHT begin trawling through. Dont worry Im not ignoring you. Just hang tight. All answers will be recieved Via PM. If I miss you out It will be because I can't work out if your joking or not, or I cannot find the thing your dreams represent.

For now this is CLOSED untill I have done at least 2/3 pages of people.