The Dream analyser.

[Vex L'Cour]

Recently I have become facinated by a book I own which is 10,000 dreams interpreted. Which you use to decipher your dreams. Ever since reading I've often found myself telling people what their dreams mean and (since i know them) giving them an idea of what to do.

Dreams tell ALOT about someone, I found my dreams did reflect my life in little ways and helped me overcome problems I had with family, college and friends.
So here you may post your dreams (if they are....'mature' please use PM) and I will tell you the different possible interpretations so you may figure out what to do.
Rules:
If it involves sex in some way PLEASE use the PM system, I'd rather not have this banned for mature content.
Please dont flame/spam here. Someones dream /may/ sound silly or funny, but it usually has a very deep meaning to it.
I do not charge since I can take awhile to reply (all replies will be posted here, mature content will be replied in PMs).
If I accidently miss your dream just nudge me via PM or post again.

The Dream Analyser is now....IN!

 

[Mino]

So I was walking down the street, then the street turned into licorice. And then, I was balls deep in my mom. Explain that.

 

[Marcus]

Woah, it's Joseph and the Technicoloured Dream Coat!

Just joking, I had a dream yesterday that I was being chased by someone, but I could not move my legs quickly, they felt heavy like lead. Just as the guy caught up with me, the dream ended.

Send me answer in PM please, thanks.

 

[Ciaran]

Britains got talent was on.
A woman came on and started singing a song, Amanda Holden said,
'Oh, I know that, its florence and the machines old band!'

She then got up on stage, turned into a giant caterpiller and ran around it singing the song.

 

[Rocker32703]

My dream last night was a rather freaky nightmare. It's a little hard to remember every detail, but here's the general idea. I think I was in 3rd person actually, which is unusual.

From what I can remember, as this was never explained, I was... I think in my bedroom, when the whole house unexplainably burst into flames. I dash down the stairs to try and avoid the fire. As soon as I'm out, the whole house extinguishes. All the furniture...disappears, I think? - and all the walls and floor are charred black.

I realized what happened, and it all comes crashing down.

I can't scream, I can't cry, I can't make noise - aside from a whimper, I just feel this HORRIBLE feeling of anguish. It literally ached inside me and I wanted to scream as hard as I could.

For whatever reason, my house is placed in the middle of a city with skyscrapers around me (Not like in reality) and I stumble my way into a basement I think. My math teacher is in there, giving out math tests.
I take the math test, but I can't concentrate and I try to explain what happened to my math teacher. As soon as I explain what I think happened, she yells at me to get out of here, calling me a liar and a mental freak.

Now, this where it is hard to remember, but I think I stumbled back across the street to my burned house. Oh, and by the way, it was NEVER explained where my brother and parents are. They just cease to exist after the fire. It starts to rain. My chest gets so heavy from the fear and anguish running through me, and I walk inside the house. Looking around at the charred remains, I take a step forward and fall flat on my face.

I try to scream, but make no noise. Then a voice tells me something. It doesn't sound like it belonged, like it came from the back of my mind or from the air around me. It said, "You're all alone. And what are you going to do about it?"

I wake up with cold shivers right there. :gyroidconfused:

You can send me a PM when you feel like. I think I got all the details down... but I was honestly scared in my own dream, I could FEEL that fear and heavy feeling even after I woke up. Eventually it went away, and I was able to sit up and take a deep breath. I hadn't had a dream like that in years.

Sorry for the long post. Hope you find out if this means anything. ^_^

 

[pielover6]

Hah, my mom has that book... 10,000 Dreams Interpreted.

 

[Nic]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">My dream last night was a rather freaky nightmare. It's a little hard to remember every detail, but here's the general idea. I think I was in 3rd person actually, which is unusual.

From what I can remember, as this was never explained, I was... I think in my bedroom, when the whole house unexplainably burst into flames. I dash down the stairs to try and avoid the fire. As soon as I'm out, the whole house extinguishes. All the furniture...disappears, I think? - and all the walls and floor are charred black.

I realized what happened, and it all comes crashing down.

I can't scream, I can't cry, I can't make noise - aside from a whimper, I just feel this HORRIBLE feeling of anguish. It literally ached inside me and I wanted to scream as hard as I could.

For whatever reason, my house is placed in the middle of a city with skyscrapers around me (Not like in reality) and I stumble my way into a basement I think. My math teacher is in there, giving out math tests.
I take the math test, but I can't concentrate and I try to explain what happened to my math teacher. As soon as I explain what I think happened, she yells at me to get out of here, calling me a liar and a mental freak.

Now, this where it is hard to remember, but I think I stumbled back across the street to my burned house. Oh, and by the way, it was NEVER explained where my brother and parents are. They just cease to exist after the fire. It starts to rain. My chest gets so heavy from the fear and anguish running through me, and I walk inside the house. Looking around at the charred remains, I take a step forward and fall flat on my face.

I try to scream, but make no noise. Then a voice tells me something. It doesn't sound like it belonged, like it came from the back of my mind or from the air around me. It said, "You're all alone. And what are you going to do about it?"

I wake up with cold shivers right there. :gyroidconfused:

You can send me a PM when you feel like. I think I got all the details down... but I was honestly scared in my own dream, I could FEEL that fear and heavy feeling even after I woke up. Eventually it went away, and I was able to sit up and take a deep breath. I hadn't had a dream like that in years.

Sorry for the long post. Hope you find out if this means anything. ^_^ </div>

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[MrCrazyDavis]

I was on an escalator, when a man with a shotgun hit me in the face and I fell to my death.

 

[The Sign Painter]

I keep having dreams in which Dave Chappelle walks down my road to tell me jokes. I am being serious.

 

[kalinn]

I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.

 

[The Sign Painter]

I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.

Next time that happens, ask him who he is and why he is there.

 

[kalinn]

I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.

Next time that happens, ask him who he is and why he is there.

Well he always leads me to a preschool. I think something might have happened there... and he's trying to get me to figure it out.

And there are always these small children... jumping rope and singing a song.

 

[AndyB]

I'd rather keep my dreams to myself, rather than being psych evaluated by someone that "has a book".

 

[Ricano]

I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.

Next time that happens, ask him who he is and why he is there.

Well he always leads me to a preschool. I think something might have happened there... and he's trying to get me to figure it out.

And there are always these small children... jumping rope and singing a song.

xd

I bet he was a pervert.

 

[kalinn]

I always have this dream.. about a man with a burnt face.. and knifes as fingers.
I cant sleep at night.. people tell me its just a dream, but no, its real.

Next time that happens, ask him who he is and why he is there.

Well he always leads me to a preschool. I think something might have happened there... and he's trying to get me to figure it out.

And there are always these small children... jumping rope and singing a song.

xd

I bet he was a pervert.

Yeah he is! Are you having these dreams too?

 

[D1llon]

I keep getting dreams when I am on my bed and am falling off and imediatly I wake up startled, do you know if this means anything, please send me an answer by PM

 

[Ricano]

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Well he always leads me to a preschool. I think something might have happened there... and he's trying to get me to figure it out.

And there are always these small children... jumping rope and singing a song.

xd

I bet he was a pervert.

Yeah he is! Are you having these dreams too?

Yup. Keeps leading me into a warehouse but I always wake up before hand. Think he's trying to end me? :0

 

[kalinn]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

xd

I bet he was a pervert.

Yeah he is! Are you having these dreams too?

Yup. Keeps leading me into a warehouse but I always wake up before hand. Think he's trying to end me? :0

I dont know... But I think we should stop him.
What if I go to bed and I'll grab him and yell for you then you can wake me up. Then he'll be in our world!

 

[Mino]

I'd rather keep my dreams to myself, rather than being psych evaluated by someone that "has a book".

Exactly. So what you do is you post a *censored.3.0*ed up dream and see what he says. Like I did.

In all seriousness, there is actual scientific research related to dreaming out there. Read that, rather than some book full of century-old mumbo jumbo.

 

[John102]

I seldom remember my dreams, and when I do I usually forget them. I think the only time I really remember them is when I'm anxious about something like a test the nest day. A while ago I read up on lucid dreaming, I could never get into it because I couldn't remember my dreams which is one of the things have to do before you start xD