The Corrupted Wish Game

[Micah]

In this game one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but corrupts it a little.
Here's an example: "I wish I was a sage"
Next Poster: Wish granted, but everyone else would be admins" Then they make a wish.





I'll go: I wish I could meet Mario!

 

[Jeremy]

Okay, but your soul is trapped in the virtual world for eternity. :lol:

I wish I was superman.

 

[Micah]

granted, but you will faint whnever near food.

 

[Fanghorn]

I wish I could play mother 3.

 

[Micah]

granted but you would have to eat brussel sprouts every time you played it.

I wish my name was Sven.

 

[Fanghorn]

granted but you would have to eat brussel sprouts every time you played it.

I wish my name was Sven.

Your wish in granted! But your nickname will be Mr. Mac-er-rooni

I wish I had a DS.

 

[Micah]

granted, but your touch screen is broken.

I wish I had a car

 

[Fanghorn]

granted, but your touch screen is broken.

I wish I had a car

Granted, but oyu would have 1 gal milage

I wish I had no twin sister.

 

[SL92]

Granted, you now have two younger sisters. :lol:

I wish I had a laptop

 

[Bulerias]

Granted, but you would have no internet access.

I wish I could meet Miyamoto. <3

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, he's a Sony loving cannibal.

I wish I owned the Playboy mansion.

 

[Triforce3force]

Granted, but it's completely deserted except for male assasins throwing knives at you.


I wish that I could do magic

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, but you can only make Barbie birthday cards.

I wish I owned a wheel of cheese.

 

[Jeremy]

Cheese mites included.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, but you can only buy Windex with it.

I wish an atomic bomb hit my house and destroyed everything.

 

[Jeremy]

Granted, but you get sued for ruining the town.

I wish I had a nicer computer.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Granted, but it's pink, and says 'Nintendo sucks' all over it.

I wish a knife killed me.

 

[SL92]

Granted, but you have two lives

 

[Fabioisonfire]

I just beat the system.

 

[Kyle]

You made no wish!!!!!!! -cries-


I wish I had another kitty cat.