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Granted but it's been poisoned.
I wish my computer wasn't too fast
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Granted; your computer runs perfectly but it can't run flash.
I wish I had the antidote.
granted but its fake
i wish i was at the meow madness show im watching
Granted you are but its underwelming
I wish that minnions werent used on facebook posts
Granted, but every movie you watch will be narrated by the Minions. WITHOUT SUBTITLES! *dramatic key strike*
I wish that I knew how to use detailed color in my art.
Granted, but now you can't draw.
I wish i could fly
Granted but you fly at an uncontrollable speed.
Wish my computer could run flash again
Granted but it also caught a deadly virus while downloading flash.
I wish today would go fast
Granted but the next time you're having a bad day it will go SUPER slowly
I wish I had motivation to play ac
Should probably be asleep
Granted, but you find yourself unable to stop playing ~
I wish my back would stop hurting
Granted, but now your feet hurt ~
I wish I was surrounded by cats.
granted, but they'll hiss and attack you
i wish i was rich
Granted but it's because you inherited money from all your family dying
I wish for a new lizard
granted but it kills u
i wish i had cool hair
Granted but everyone else has even better hair
I wish I was cute
Granted but only your mom thinks so
I wish I was youtube famous
granted but on a furry art channel
i wish i was rad
granted, but now you're ruining the celebrities because you're too rad
i wish i was toast
granted but ur burnt
i wish i had a smaller butt
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Granted but now its too small and becomes none existing.
I wish my computer had an anti-virus to stop the virus I got with flash.