The Church Of Bob

[Ananas Dragon]

bob didn't create the virus

raymond did

 

[StarParty8]

thats why i said he was *pressured*
read the fine lines! might help you.

Post automatically merged: Jul 7, 2020

thats why i said he was *pressured*
read the fine lines! might help you.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

bob does not get pressured

 

[StarParty8]

he was in a fight with another cat deity cough cough raymond

 

[Ananas Dragon]

he was in a fight with another cat deity cough cough raymond

i need some lore for this

*munches popcorn*

 

[Ananas Dragon]

please?

 

[StarParty8]

ok
Before NH released, Raymond looked into the future and saw that he was popular.
He shared it with Bob, who got angry.
"I AM THE POPULAR ONE HERE!!! TAKE THIS!"
he threw a knife and raymond barely survived. Raymond decided to trick Bob, by saying
"Well, if i see any post saying how u are good, I WILL MAKE U MAKE A VIRUS!"
then he searched extensively and was like "BOB BOB BOB DO IT OR I WILL KILL U NO MISS LIKE A MARY SUE!"

 

[Seastar]

What did I just walk into?
Don't hurt me, I have a Bob Amiibo card.

 

[StarParty8]

hold on, lemme get my script...
welcome to the bob cult, only cult that idolizes a purple character that doesnt have weird cosplays.
it will beat the kirby cult.
this is the rebellion of 7/8/2020!

 

[Seastar]

Uh... Bob... cult?
...Nah, I'll just post gifs instead.

 

[StarParty8]

yall notice bob has Ts for eyes? Not off-center or anything. Just a T.

 

[Seastar]

 

[StarParty8]

A BOB IMPERSONATOR GET HIM KILL IT!
also where is the kirby culyt

 

[Seastar]

Some of the Kirby cult members left already lol
You probably can't tell, but I'm one of them.

 

[StarParty8]

AH ok

 

[Seastar]

I thought Mimi lived in Flipside or something.

 

[StarParty8]

my character has to act like she doesnt know mimi to be less suspicious not lke she is mimi or snything bt she hates accusers

 

[Seastar]

Okay then, Mimi.

 

[StarParty8]

ok. *plants a lot o trees*

 

[Seastar]