Tell Me a Joke.
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SilkSpectre
Tiffany's #1 Fan
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
now to see how many people actually get this
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visibleghost
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while he is a joke i'm not so sure if he's funny.. i'd probably just call him scary and Bad
His existence is funny, he's an embarrassment and you can't help but laugh at him.
visibleghost
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yeah i guess you're right.... but i'm still kinda nervous because he has so many supporters thag don't think of him as a joke. it's kind of scary that people actually love him )x
then begin preparations for and open up the bar. they're bartenders. were you expecting a punchline?
oath2order
#Porygon2024
The Presidential Race in 2016 has amazingly ended in a three-way tie. Gary Johnson, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump have all somehow received completely equal thirds of the total vote. So, to solve this, the three have a literal race, whoever can run a mile the fastest becomes President.
Trump, overconfident in his abilities, shoves the other candidates to the side and runs first, and takes 15 minutes to run the mile. Johnson goes next, he's relatively in shape, and takes 12 minutes to run the mile. Now, Hillary Clinton, in her desperation to become President, has been preparing for every possibility, and sprints the entire mile, finishing in 10 minutes.
She says "I was the fastest, so I'm President now, right?"
"Not quite," The judge of the race said. "Bush did 9:11."
Trump, overconfident in his abilities, shoves the other candidates to the side and runs first, and takes 15 minutes to run the mile. Johnson goes next, he's relatively in shape, and takes 12 minutes to run the mile. Now, Hillary Clinton, in her desperation to become President, has been preparing for every possibility, and sprints the entire mile, finishing in 10 minutes.
She says "I was the fastest, so I'm President now, right?"
"Not quite," The judge of the race said. "Bush did 9:11."
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The Pennifer
💙 Bye, Lulu 💙
We need a 12-step program group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon. 
That's the exact same joke I was going to say
but modern western politics are a joke
brownboy102
Don't Need Words
Shakira had murdered someone. Her lawyer told her to lie and say she didn't if she was asked.
She lost the case.
Why?
Her hips gave it away, because her hips don't lie.
She lost the case.
Why?
Her hips gave it away, because her hips don't lie.
