This is like 10 days late, but I'm sure the hunt is still fresh on all of our minds. I wrote a parody of "I'll Make a Man out of You" from Mulan because I didn't feel like studying for my last final. 
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Hunt
Six new eggs to go for, this should be such fun!
The most eager bunch I?ve ever met
But you can bet before we're through
This site will make a mess out of you!
Tranquil on the outside, but you?re dead within
Can?t find ?calamari?, now you?ll never win
4pm, another senseless lot
And you haven't got a clue
This site will make a mess out of you!
?I'm never gonna find that egg,
Say goodbye to those who knew me?
?Boy, was I a fool for never logging in!?
?Zipper?s got me scared to death,
Hope he doesn't see right through me?
?Is it even possible someone will win??
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Time is racing toward us till the Hunt will end
Gotta solve the puzzle, forget ?bout your friends
You're unsuited for the final round
Buy that poptart egg, you're through
This site has made a mess out of you!
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Hunt
Six new eggs to go for, this should be such fun!
The most eager bunch I?ve ever met
But you can bet before we're through
This site will make a mess out of you!
Tranquil on the outside, but you?re dead within
Can?t find ?calamari?, now you?ll never win
4pm, another senseless lot
And you haven't got a clue
This site will make a mess out of you!
?I'm never gonna find that egg,
Say goodbye to those who knew me?
?Boy, was I a fool for never logging in!?
?Zipper?s got me scared to death,
Hope he doesn't see right through me?
?Is it even possible someone will win??
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Time is racing toward us till the Hunt will end
Gotta solve the puzzle, forget ?bout your friends
You're unsuited for the final round
Buy that poptart egg, you're through
This site has made a mess out of you!
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Where?s the egg?
We must be swift as the giant beetle
Where?s the egg?
With all the force of greedy raccoons
Where?s the egg?
With all the strength of a raging mole
Mysterious as the twenty-fourth clue!
Captures my pain and struggle that weekend
