Ruin The Wish!

[Zane]

Granted, they corrupt instead :}

I wish I was a better person

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted! But every time you do something good, you have to pay 250 bucks

I wish I was better at fortnite

 

[lucylives]

Granted, but no one plays fortnite anymore

i was i had a lot of money

 

[StressedJess]

Granted, but it’s counterfeit, and after trying to spend it, you are arrested.

I wish I were healthier.

 

[lucylives]

Granted, but everyone around you gets sick

i wish i was immortal

 

[StressedJess]

Granted, but your also paralyzed, so you are forever stuck in a hospital bed.

I wish I had my own apartment

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, you get a old metal shack.

i wish my town in acnl was better

 

[Pondo]

Granted, but it can't be changed.

I wish I had some spaghetti.

 

[heyimsobored]

Granted, but it's fake spaghetti made for display only

I wish I could time travel

 

[gobby]

Granted, but each time you travel you age by 6 months

I wish i had robot arms

 

[Kurb]

Granted, but now you can’t wash your hands.

 

[Pondo]

...No wish was posted, so uhhh I'll start a new one?

I wish I was a gardener.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you earn minimum wage.

I wish that I were a dragonfly.

 

[Kurb]

Granted, but you got swatted and killed.

I wish i could find more good songs on Spotify

 

[moonbyu]

granted, but you must listen to ads every ten seconds.

i wish i was taller.

 

[Kurb]

granted, but you can't walk thru doors now.

i wish commodore 64'ing wasn't so bamboozling
what do you meAN bY registerS

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but... Um... I don't know what it is. So you can have your wish.

I wish for a wish that contain wishes that have more wishes.

 

[Kurb]

granted, but you can only wish for nothing.

i wish that it wasn't so hot

 

[rhinoo]

Granted but the temperature is absolute zero, so you freeze.

I wish for wishy the star.

 

[Kurb]

granted, but he falls out of the sky and dies.

i wish that tbt was more active