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Ruin The Wish!

Granted, they corrupt instead :}

I wish I was a better person
 
Granted! But every time you do something good, you have to pay 250 bucks

I wish I was better at fortnite
 
Granted, but it’s counterfeit, and after trying to spend it, you are arrested.

I wish I were healthier.
 
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Granted, but your also paralyzed, so you are forever stuck in a hospital bed.

I wish I had my own apartment
 
Granted, but each time you travel you age by 6 months

I wish i had robot arms
 
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Granted, but you earn minimum wage.

I wish that I were a dragonfly.
 
Granted, but you got swatted and killed.

I wish i could find more good songs on Spotify
 
granted, but you can't walk thru doors now.

i wish commodore 64'ing wasn't so bamboozling
what do you meAN bY registerS
 
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Granted but... Um... I don't know what it is. So you can have your wish.

I wish for a wish that contain wishes that have more wishes.
 
Granted but the temperature is absolute zero, so you freeze.

I wish for wishy the star.
 
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