Ruin The Wish!

[Animal Crossing Rocks]

Granted, but now she will meow at an ear piercingly loud frequency every time she wants attention and will completely ignore you when you want attention.

I wish that an Animal Crossing game comes out on the Switch.

 

[tiffanistarr]

heck me too!! anyway... wish is granted, but the game sucks

i wish that ice cream was healthy

 

[Animal Crossing Rocks]

Granted, but the only ice cream flavor available is brussel sprouts.

I wish to have more wishes.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you only get one more wish.

I wish that when every time I die, I am given the choice to resurrect myself.

 

[Animal Crossing Rocks]

Granted, but every time you are resurrected, you lose all memories of your past life and the only time you are aware of this power is when you are dead.

I wish to be able to keep playing this game despite my previous wish.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but the only words you are allowed to say are "I wish for one more wish".

I wish I could speak Mandarin Chinese.

 

[tiffanistarr]

授予，但你永远无法理解任何其他语言的余生。

i wish that tomorrow's work day goes by very fast

 

[Animal Crossing Rocks]

Granted, but time will forever be sped up and all the days, both good and bad, will be gone in the blink of an eye, thus making the bad times painless, but the good times... funless.

I wish for one more wish.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you get one more wish and that's it. You're disqualified from making any more wishes from here on out.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.

 

[Legendary Sandwich]

Granted! Your class is cancelled because a meteor has crashed into your hometown!

I wish I was the greatest Duelist in all of Yugioh.

 

[Pondo]

Granted! Now you are the only duelist!

I wish dragons were real.

 

[dedenne]

Granted, but they all breathe fire and kill you

I wish I was more productive

 

[Bcat]

Granted but you?re so productive you can?t stop. You?re still going 14 hours later without a single break. You work yourself to death in a few days

I wish I was 20 pounds lighter

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but it's all muscle and you're now incredibly weak.

I wish I could live over 10,000 years.

 

[Bcat]

Granted but now you’ve outlived everyone you’ve ever loved

I wish for a strawberry pop tart

 

[tiffanistarr]

granted, but it's a strawberry pop tart from over 10 years ago that's gone bad

but omfg strawberry pop tarts are so good

I wish I drank the right amount of water everyday

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but you constantly obsess about it, eventually reaching the point where it is your only purpose in life.

I wish I could survive in outer space.

 

[tiffanistarr]

Granted, but you're the only one who can survive in outer space and now you're just there in the vacuum of space all alone for the rest of your life

I wish i would stop being lazy and finish doing my taxes

 

[Chewy.7204]

Done! but the return is -40,000

I wish to have a yacht.

 

[darlingplease]

Granted, but there's a large hole in the bottom of it!

I wish I could pet all the puppies and kittens in the world