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Granted, but the future will be dystopian and our long lives will be spent in a miserable fashion
Granted! But it has this permanent smell, kinda like steak... all the time.
granted but u lose all ur other senses.
i wish i could find all these eggs
Granted! But all the eggs you find are rotten and stink to high heaven!
Granted, but so-called snake will eat you and your other villagers and take over as Ruler of Legendary Sandwich's Town
granted, but now you're blind
Granted but you get diarrhea for a week.
Granted, but everything you eat afterward tastes like that cake.
granted, but now you can never stop exercising.
Granted, but it mauls your face every morning to try and wake you up
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Granted! But a tornado comes and sucks you into a magical place of imagination and wonder. Oh, and your house lands on top of a witch and you might have angered an even more powerful witch in the process. Bummer.
Granted, but you only get a toy version of it.
Granted but now healthcare is ridiculously expensive for all
Granted, but you get banned.
Granted, but it's unable to evolve into any eeveelution.
Granted, but every other day he turns into a real person and eats all of your food which makes you lose money because you have to buy more.
Granted, they're all counterfeit, and you'll be caught.
I wish I can have a chocolate cake that is three feet tall and six feet wide.
Granted, but it's unable to evolve into any eeveelution.
That's okay. I like to keep it as an Eevee rather than anything else.
Granted! But the giant cake lands on you and you die a most chocolatey death.
Granted, now society never gets anywhere bc it’s always Friday!
Granted! You're afraid of small yappy dogs instead.
