Red Roses Don't Exist

[Captain James]

Despite popular belief, blue roses are in fact real. It is the red roses that Leif has been lying to us about all this time. Leif and his gang of raccoons have been dying blue roses red this whole time just to throw us off. But tell me, have you ever seen a real RED rose? Don't you always get a bit of RED PAINT on your hands? We need to stand up against the fake red roses and
Make Blue Roses Great Again

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[cloverette]

"blue roses don't exi-"