Post here some idiot/dumb things your villagers sayed

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So, this morning Sylvana pinged me requesting the outdoor chair pwp. Everything is normal. 5 min after, she pinged me again. I thinked "Not for another pwp, obviously". She said "So i saw a picture of a scorpion and i'm obsessed with it and blah blah blah." Normal talk, then she said this: "i know it's a PRETTY COMMON INSECT blah blah blah"

PRETTY COMMON? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SYLVANA?

Next: Ruby asked me for visiting my house. I said yes. I showed her my left room (bathroom) and she said that there was a nice place to put a super toilet. It's a bathroom...

Some weeks ago, Stitches asked me for buying my Arapaima for 10,000 bells. How thats the same price Reese buys an Arapaima, i said yes (Fun fact: In Brazil, we call the Arapaima "Pirarucu", just like the japanese version but with an C instead of K. And no we dont speak spanish or "brittish" how a dumb boy said in CT in Brazil. We speak Portuguese, ok?). When i visited his house, the Arapaima was displayed instead of his train set. He said "I know he looks a very delicious fishy, but I would never eat my friend Arapaima!" idk why but i laughed so hard at this.
 
"Can you go grab me a pear?" asked Ruby who was under a pear tree.
 
Diana asked me to visit her house one day, and as I was leaving I told her that I thought it looked great. The next day she sent me a letter about how "harsh" I was and how she knew I was "obviously" lying about liking her house decor. SO bizarre because I really was trying to compliment her!
 
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