Portal 2!

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.


Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.


Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive
 
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.


But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.


Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.


Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

So close yet so far Morkie, it the credits she doesn't write HA HA on the screen even though she says it ;D...
 
http://www.teamfortress.com/companioncubepin/
Secret page on the hatless update page

(Scroll to the bottom and youll find a orange portal)
you were *****ing about there not being items, and that page didn't exist when i posted.

@ valve begging for money, shut the **** up, seriously. the potato sack is completely optional, and the game will be released on the 19th one way or another. this is simply a way for the community to get involved in it's release, and damn good marketing. i bought the pack just out of appreciation to the ARG, though i already owned half the games.

and durr hurr, even if you only own killing floor, you can play it and contribute. you don't have to buy the pack to make the game release any sooner, there are people who have already figured out all of the rest of the ARG who have not only gotten us to this point, but are going to be playing the games in order to unlock the game sooner.

note: you don't have to do a damn thing, and don't have to buy anything. you already own one of the games, so just idle in there if you want to contribute. not like you could play every game at once, anyways.

stop *****ing about it and enjoy what valve have prepared for this games release.

they've built up not only a fun experience (with LOADS of new, original content for the potato sack games) spanning both virtual space and real life, but a great marketing "ploy" to get indie game devs more publicty, and to build up the hype for portal 2.

deal with it, nerds. like it or not, this has been enjoyable for myself and plenty of other people.
 
I ain't gunna lie.

I didn't find Portal 1 in anyway interesting. I saw my friend play it and even had a go. I find it to overated and it's nothing I enjoy in a game. I dunno, to much hype.
 
Nevermind, you'll have to add me because I have limited options right now. It's KillerRascal.

We'll see how this works between PS3 and PC. =o
 
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the ending blew my mind.
POTATOS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
 
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