Wyndfyre said:
Oh god amen. When you get angry because of it, do people ever try to claim that you're angry because they're right? Which only makes you angrier?
Maybe that's just me. But it happens. Every time
YES EXACTLY
like no, **** you, im getting pissed because apparently you just turned ****ing psychic, long island medium **** on me and know everything in my head right off the ****ing dot, you fake ass psychic
also wait I thought of another one
noisy, expressive eaters
now when I say noisy I dont mean ****in, smackers. tbch I dont mind that **** much. I mean the damn, people in the resturaunt, or on the damn food channel, who are ****in, praisin the lord for the honey roll they got from ****ing, golden corral, bull****
every ****ing bite theyre just, "mmmh, yum, MMMMHGGGGGH" and that **** sounds gross as ****. I dont wanna hear your damn, pleased noises. just ****ing use language and once you swallow your damn food say "damn thats some good ****" then eat in ****ing, silence, holy ****
and what irks me more are their ****ing, motions. they like take the bite, close their eyes, look up to jesus and go "mmmmhHHHHh" or some ****, then they look back at you and open their eyes wide as ****ing, sh it hell, and tilt their head to the side and ****ing nod their head and point at the food (while still making pleased noises) like the **** are you doing?
**** makes me wanna reach across the damn room and snatch that food offa their damn table, I KNOW what u just ate, you dont gotta ****ing point at it and nod just to make sure I know its THAT you ****ing, came in your damn pants over, you nasty ass.
and when they, when these people ****ing swallow their ****, they need to
calm the hell down because they get so excited about their damn food they swallow too early and the swallow looks ****i ng, slow and painful, and sometimes i wish theyd ****in choke on that **** and learn to ****ing calm the hell down, itd be a damn message from god that youre being way too ****ing, loud and expressive, over your damn collared greens
just ****ing watchting the food channel pisses me off but I like looking at the cool food so im very, conflicted
note: I dont want anyone to, choke and die, just want em to learn a ****ing lesson an d keep their **** together while eating, holy ****