pay me 999 leppa berries and I will teach you humanity

[Aerith]

it has come to my attention that none of you are particularly skilled at being human. I can fix this. for a small fee of 999 leppa berries, I will share the secrets of my craft:

Spoiler: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE PAID

do not view this if you have not paid me the 999 berries. It is illegal. I will report you to the Human Police.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

I read it without paying, what now?

 

[Paperboy012305]

Where do I get Leppa Berries?

I mean, I can do a mass murder fainting on Clefairy, thieving them when they're holding leppa berries, I guess...

 

[Ginny Potter]

Same

 

[Aerith]

I read it without paying, what now?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to add you to my inventory until you either pay or prove useful. don't even think about paying with the berries that are already in my bag

Where do I get Leppa Berries?

I mean, I can do a mass murder fainting on Clefairy, thieving them when they're holding leppa berries, I guess...

Same

humans are supposed to be good at problem solving. you may be more hopeless than I thought.

for the low low price of 999 leppa berries and 5 hamburger steaks, I will add in this additional human manual. surely you will no longer struggle after reading this

Spoiler: DO NOT READ WITHOUT PAYMENT

I do not condone illegal activity but I do accept blood money. like a normal human.

 

[Ginny Potter]

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to add you to my inventory until you either pay or prove useful. don't even think about paying with the berries that are already in my bag



humans are supposed to be good at problem solving. you may be more hopeless than I thought.

for the low low price of 999 leppa berries and 5 hamburger steaks, I will add in this additional human manual. surely you will no longer struggle after reading this

Spoiler: DO NOT READ WITHOUT PAYMENT

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I do not condone illegal activity but I do accept blood money. like a normal human.

Too late. I have caught you in the act

 

[toxapex]

Do you accept payment in 111 easy installments of 9 berries

 

[Paperboy012305]

Soo, to put it short…


We’re cooked…

 

[-Apples-]

But I don’t want to be a human. I want to be an apple.

 

[lasagne_of_death]

@Aerith im afraid I ate all the berries during my tenure in your inventory and you might want to restock on your pokeballs too (surprisingly delicious)

 

[Aerith]

Do you accept payment in 111 easy installments of 9 berries

absolutely. but if any installment is late, I will add you to my inventory until you explain yourself

But I don’t want to be a human. I want to be an apple.

appletun is that you??????

@Aerith im afraid I ate all the berries during my tenure in your inventory and you might want to restock on your pokeballs too (surprisingly delicious)

I… I need those berries to maintain shape. how could you do this :( please do not eat my antique furniture next

 

[Ginny Potter]

@Aerith by the way, I'm a Pikachu

 

[lasagne_of_death]

@Aerith oops

 

[Seastar]

What if I'd rather be an Inkay?

 

[Aerith]

@Aerith by the way, I'm a Pikachu

It's an honor to meet you. now you definitely have no excuse not to pay me

@Aerith oops

hah. you fell for my advanced human technique - reverse psychology. now you will endure an uncomfortable tummyache unless you help me sort my inventory

you should have never underestimated my mastery of humanity >:)

 

[-Apples-]

Appletun is that you??????

If I were a Pokémon, I would be a Hoppip instead. Or Oddish.

 

[Aerith]

What if I'd rather be an Inkay?

humans are stable. Inkay are… wobbly. do not blame me if things go poorly. consider following my guidance (and paying me) instead

 

[Ginny Potter]

It's an honor to meet you. now you definitely have no excuse not to pay me

hah. you fell for my advanced human technique - reverse psychology. now you will endure an uncomfortable tummyache unless you help me sort my inventory

you should have never underestimated my mastery of humanity >:)

Sorry but this Pikachu ain't paying a dime

 

[-Blue-]

I'd rather be an Irken invader. I mean...a disgusting putrid pig smellies!

 

[lasagne_of_death]

@Aerith gasp! :^0 what trickery is this?! And you act as if I'M the criminal for eating the berries, when clearly you're the evil and malevolent genius who plots the downfall of others for simple entertainment and petty revenge

ps sorry about @ing you constantly lol, a load of forum functions are tweaking on me due to the current event so post quotes aren't working for me