Brookie
💎 We don't talk about Bruno-no-no-no 💎
the worst villager just moved into my town RIGHT smack in front of my house! He is MEAN, he is ANNOYING, he is UGLY (i usually dont judge on looks but he's ANNOYING), and he RUINED all of my house patio plans! I have tried the following methods:
1. smacking him constantly with a net
2. pushing him into pitfalls and watch him fall in mercilessly
3. sending him a nasty rotten acorn
4. opening all the gifts he trusted me with
5. even sending him letters with cuss words!
And the best part? When he finally said he was going to move, i said "k bye", and u know what he did?! HE CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE HE WANTS TO WORK ON OUR ABUSIVE FRIENDSHIP, even after all the bullying i put him through.
APPARENTLY, mayors have ALL these rules, but VILLAGERS can just PLOP THEIR BUTTS WHEREVER THEY DARN WELL PLEASE
Lol sorry for the rant, any advice?
1. smacking him constantly with a net
2. pushing him into pitfalls and watch him fall in mercilessly
3. sending him a nasty rotten acorn
4. opening all the gifts he trusted me with
5. even sending him letters with cuss words!
And the best part? When he finally said he was going to move, i said "k bye", and u know what he did?! HE CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE HE WANTS TO WORK ON OUR ABUSIVE FRIENDSHIP, even after all the bullying i put him through.
APPARENTLY, mayors have ALL these rules, but VILLAGERS can just PLOP THEIR BUTTS WHEREVER THEY DARN WELL PLEASE
Lol sorry for the rant, any advice?