No one leaves this thread without making a pun

[jebug29]

A friend and I were having a debate over vintage pencil sharpeners. Another person stepped in and said, "I just don't get your point."

(This never really happened)

 

[keybug55]

I had a dream about a muffler, I woke up exhausted.

 

[Gnome]

Jokes about sausage are the wurst.

 

[Superpenguin]

Jokes about addition are awesum.

 

[Juicebox]

^ I'm personally don't see the difference with math jokes. Then again, maybe I'm a product of a different era.

 

[keybug55]

^ I'm personally don't see the difference with math jokes. Then again, maybe I'm a product of a different era.

I really don't understand math, that's just one of the cons of being me

 

[Superpenguin]

^ I'm personally don't see the difference with math jokes. Then again, maybe I'm a product of a different era.

Just stick to the status quo-tient

 

[Juicebox]

Just stick to the status quo-tient

But there are positives and negatives to that scenario. I just need someone to give me a sine.

 

[Superpenguin]

But there are positives and negatives to that scenario. I just need someone to give me a sine.

Maybe you should try looking at it from a different angle.

 

[oath2order]

Talk about going off on a tangent.

 

[Juicebox]

Talk about going off on a tangent.

Hey, you don't even know a fraction of our lives! Let's change the topic, because we are clearly divided on this issue.

 

[Superpenguin]

Nose jokes are snot very funny.

 

[Juicebox]

Everyone always makes fun of boy bands because they don't sing n-sync. But I personally think they just need to find One Direction and follow it.

 

[Superpenguin]

I stepped on some ants a few days ago. It's too bad they didn't have life insur-ants.

 

[Juicebox]

A spider got into the iguana's cage. The iguana eight it.

 

[inSein]

What I want to post might be irrelephant. I otter give it a try anyway, I don't trust zoo guys. Rhino for a fact this place is packed with lions and cheetahs. I forgot what I was gonna say? This is gonna be giraffing me insein.

 

[Superpenguin]

The arch had a friend that was a dome. He decided to column.

 

[TheMightyDekuWarrior]

Did you know I used to do rock climbing as a kid, but I was much boulder back then.

 

[Superpenguin]

I have a way of talking to rocks, But I don't like their stone of voice.

 

[TheMightyDekuWarrior]

I used to be in a band when I was a kid too, but they played to much rock.