Leebles
Senior Member
I've read a couple of these but I had to make my own to exorcise my own personal demons ;A;
Spork left the other day and, fearing a random move-in, I decided to go island hopping. I was hoping to find a Smug villager who would eventually replace Klaus. Allow me to explain why I simply Do Not vibe with Klaus: He is obsessed with Roman history. Every Romaboo I've had the misfortune to meet in real life has been a scumbag and kinda fascist. Now I get to watch this ultranerd of German ancestry wandering around my town in his toga like his niche history-larping lifestyle choices are normal. Sir, this is a Denny's. I wasn't planning to be picky. I didn't need Raymond or Marshal. Kyle, Kidd or Shep would have been welcome on my totalitarian micronation as well.
I had 40,000 Nook miles. That makes for 20 trips. Easy peasy, right? Wrong. Not only did I meet 0 Smug villagers, I met several incredibly rare and highly sought-after villagers that made my eyes glaze over with indecision too. Whitney. Fang. Dom. Vanessa. Merengue. Tangy. MARINA. But I kept thinking, "I don't wanna trade villagers, it feels weird now. I have x number of Nook mile tickets left, I know if I keep island hopping I'll find my Smug villager...." Reader, I did not. I just kept getting more of other peoples' dreamies. It got to the point that I was scrounging around my island grinding for more NMT to find at least another villager I liked, even if Marina didn't pop up again. After a run of some really bad villagers (frogs do not need lipstick), I ended up finding Stella. It was late by that point, so I welcomed her aboard.
Don't get me wrong, I love sheep, and Stella is adorable! But I can't help but think that I could have invited an octopus lady over and also gone to bed on time. If there's any lesson to be learned from this, it's that you should follow your gut and just make a compromise sometimes. Even if you don't meet the goal you had in your head. And also. I need to acquire weapons. I'm afraid Klaus is going to start gathering tribes to conquer the Mojave. I need to be able to stop him
Spork left the other day and, fearing a random move-in, I decided to go island hopping. I was hoping to find a Smug villager who would eventually replace Klaus. Allow me to explain why I simply Do Not vibe with Klaus: He is obsessed with Roman history. Every Romaboo I've had the misfortune to meet in real life has been a scumbag and kinda fascist. Now I get to watch this ultranerd of German ancestry wandering around my town in his toga like his niche history-larping lifestyle choices are normal. Sir, this is a Denny's. I wasn't planning to be picky. I didn't need Raymond or Marshal. Kyle, Kidd or Shep would have been welcome on my totalitarian micronation as well.
I had 40,000 Nook miles. That makes for 20 trips. Easy peasy, right? Wrong. Not only did I meet 0 Smug villagers, I met several incredibly rare and highly sought-after villagers that made my eyes glaze over with indecision too. Whitney. Fang. Dom. Vanessa. Merengue. Tangy. MARINA. But I kept thinking, "I don't wanna trade villagers, it feels weird now. I have x number of Nook mile tickets left, I know if I keep island hopping I'll find my Smug villager...." Reader, I did not. I just kept getting more of other peoples' dreamies. It got to the point that I was scrounging around my island grinding for more NMT to find at least another villager I liked, even if Marina didn't pop up again. After a run of some really bad villagers (frogs do not need lipstick), I ended up finding Stella. It was late by that point, so I welcomed her aboard.
Don't get me wrong, I love sheep, and Stella is adorable! But I can't help but think that I could have invited an octopus lady over and also gone to bed on time. If there's any lesson to be learned from this, it's that you should follow your gut and just make a compromise sometimes. Even if you don't meet the goal you had in your head. And also. I need to acquire weapons. I'm afraid Klaus is going to start gathering tribes to conquer the Mojave. I need to be able to stop him