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Haiku:

Spirits rising up,
Candy all given away,
Halloween will come.

Joke:
What type of fruit do ghosts like? BOO-berries ;D
 
Haiku:

The sweets set is great,
Lots sugar and chocolate,
And it's icing too!!!

Joke:
Why do people laugh at gas? Because it's laughing gas!
 
Haiku #21
Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Joke - Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
 
Haiku:

Over the small bridge
I walk on it, across the
Sparkling blue river.

Joke: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
 
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Haiku:

Sealed in space and time,
Happiness, you shall be mine;
Forever alone....

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Haiku #22
Impotent winds
blowing in vain over
leafless trees.

Joke - Why is a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?
It has more dates.
 
Update time!

I will keep the entries hidden, then reveal them BEFORE I use the RNG
I will give whoever has the best joke 100tbt
I will give whoever has the best joke 200tbt!

I am adding more ways to enter so stay tuned!
 
Update time!

I will keep the entries hidden, then reveal them BEFORE I use the RNG
I will give whoever has the best joke 100tbt
I will give whoever has the best joke 200tbt!

I am adding more ways to enter so stay tuned!

Thank you for the update neester <3
 
Ah, good to finally have a update! Thanks!

Haiku #23
A cicada shell;
it sang itself
utterly away.

Joke - What four letters will frighten a burglar?
O I C U. :3

Scary Story of Mine - So, last year, (during school phase,) I was just getting ready for school, right? So, y'know, I say bye to everyone, blah blah blah. I close the door and start walking down the little cobble path way outside the back door I went through. But then, my sister starts SCREAMING her brains off, but I have NO IDEA why. So, I just slightly turn my head and silently freak out - because I have just walked past my greatest fear. My nightmare fuel. A tarantula. (Now, my house is old and such and was abandoned for like 20 years or something, soo.. yeah.) Now, THIS IS NOT ANIMAL CROSSING BUSINESS. NOPE. NADA. NO BUENOS, SENOR. (Or whatever that means..) I just start running now because I'm afraid that it may chase after me and suck my brain and body fluids or something. (Every man for himseeeeelf!) Eventually, my dad and sister the soon named tarantula Bob, and we drive to school. Now, I know this isn't the most scary story that you ever heard, but I really wanted to tell it because it was slightly scary and kinda cool, haha. I promise I'll have a better one next time.
 
Haiku:

Sunset slowly falls,
Lotus flower blooms in full;
All is now peaceful.

What's black white and red all over? A read newspaper!!

Story:
It was winter, and at a different house in a different place I lived in, and I was sitting in bed, shivering myself to sleep. I was wearing a bundle of winter clothes because the house was old and had no insulation XD so I look to the right out the window with the curtains covering it and think of what I'm gonna do in Wild World the next day (it was back when I had WW and NL wasn't yet released). My mind goes to a blank. Will I fish for bells? Probably. Maybe shake and eat some delicious peaches :p Then I realized I had a drawing I had to finish.... as I was thinking about the drawing, I turn to the left and on the left of me was my door which leads to the hallway and downstairs, and my door was open as usual, and I look and see.... there's a man in black hunched down in my hallway. I look strait up at my ceiling, cover my face half-way, and jam my eyelids shut and I fell asleep instantly. The next morning I remembered it and flipped and told my parents.

Half a year later, we move again, and apparently the house had a haunted history, at least that's what the previous owners said. I'm still totally creeped out by that memory, but I thought I would share it here and scare y'all ;D
 
Haiku:

Sunset slowly falls,
Lotus flower blooms in full;
All is now peaceful.

What's black white and red all over? A read newspaper!!

Story:
It was winter, and at a different house in a different place I lived in, and I was sitting in bed, shivering myself to sleep. I was wearing a bundle of winter clothes because the house was old and had no insulation XD so I look to the right out the window with the curtains covering it and think of what I'm gonna do in Wild World the next day (it was back when I had WW and NL wasn't yet released). My mind goes to a blank. Will I fish for bells? Probably. Maybe shake and eat some delicious peaches :p Then I realized I had a drawing I had to finish.... as I was thinking about the drawing, I turn to the left and on the left of me was my door which leads to the hallway and downstairs, and my door was open as usual, and I look and see.... there's a man in black hunched down in my hallway. I look strait up at my ceiling, cover my face half-way, and jam my eyelids shut and I fell asleep instantly. The next morning I remembered it and flipped and told my parents.

Half a year later, we move again, and apparently the house had a haunted history, at least that's what the previous owners said. I'm still totally creeped out by that memory, but I thought I would share it here and scare y'all ;D

That be much better than mine, haha.

Haiku #24
A weathered skeleton
in windy fields of memory,
piercing like a knife.

Joke - Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was no "Connection".
 
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That be much better than mine, haha.

Haiku #24
A weathered skeleton
in windy fields of memory,
piercing like a knife.

Joke - Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was no "Connection".

X'D Well it's a true story, but most of my creepy stories are hauntings and such, so expect more like that later ;D

Haiku:

Rainbow feather high,
Floating above in the sky,
Come to me rainbow!

Joke:
What type of plant likes to spook people? Pumpkins! (#worstjokeevertold)
 
Haiku:

Peace! And equality,
Be together, harmony!
Look sky, keep head high.
(based off this song: [>U<]

Joke:
What do you get when you set a stick of butter free? A wild Butterfree appears! ;D
 
Yay, an update! :D I don't have scary or spooky stories to tell XD :p

Haiku:

Halloween is near.
Will you get tricked or treated?
I'll let fate decide.

Joke: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver.
 
Just a regular entry for now due to me being on a mobile device!
 
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Haiku:

Pears, apples, oranges,
Why not any durians?
They are good fruit too!

Joke:
What fruit comes in twos? Pears! c:
 
Haiku #25
Dawn--
fish the cormorants haven't caught
swimming in the shallows.

Joke - I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve. :rolleyes:
 
how do you organize a birthday party in space......?


you planet HA...

sorry for its terribleness.
 
Haiku #26
Night; and once again,
the while I wait for you, cold wind
turns into rain.

Joke - If you guys can think of a better fish pun for me, let minnow.
 
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