NARWHALES
Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
cos they are so awesome,
Narwhals, Narwhals
swimming in the ocean,
pretty big and pretty wide,
they beat a polar bear in a fight,
they're like an underwater unicorn,
they got a kick ass facial horn,
they are the Jedi of the sea,
they stop Cthulu eating ye,
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals,
just don't let them touch your balls,
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals,
Inventors of the shish kebab.
Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
cos they are so awesome,
Narwhals, Narwhals
swimming in the ocean,
pretty big and pretty wide,
they beat a polar bear in a fight,
they're like an underwater unicorn,
they got a kick ass facial horn,
they are the Jedi of the sea,
they stop Cthulu eating ye,
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals,
just don't let them touch your balls,
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals,
Inventors of the shish kebab.