My older sister did something bad.

[Bacon Boy]

Am I the only one here who may think this didn't happen?

Why do you think that?

It's JJH... why else. He's skeptical of sob stories...

At least, that's what I think.

 

[-Aaron]

You could also do it in a verbal way.


Hello there sister, how are you today?
I do hope you're feeling happy.
Is that how you feel today?
I can't find Tweek, help me find him and please make it snappy.

Oh wait, it seems to me that
You sent my cat, Tweek, away.
How could you do that you selfish brat?
What are you going to do now that Tweek is now a stray?

You better pray that we find him
and find him quick,
before I cut off a limb.
If you don't want that, a knife in your face I shall stick.

I hope that you never sleep
because of what you did to my cat,
forever shall you weep.
Please enjoy our nice little chat.

I hope you rot in hell
or at least be in a prison cell.
You selfish hoar,
If we don't find Tweek, I hope that your body drops dead on the floor.

You better not be grinning,
because mark my words,
this is only the beginning.

 

[Pear]

You could also do it in a verbal way.


Hello there sister, how are you today?
I do hope you're feeling happy.
Is that how you feel today?
I can't find Tweek, help me find him and please make it snappy.

Oh wait, it seems to me that
You sent my cat, Tweek, away.
How could you do that you selfish brat?
What are you going to do now that Tweek is now a stray?

You better pray that we find him
and find him quick,
before I cut off a limb.
If you don't want that, a knife in your face I shall stick.

I hope that you never sleep
because of what you did to my cat,
forever shall you weep.
Please enjoy our nice little chat.

I hope you rot in hell
or at least be in a prison cell.
You selfish hoar,
If we don't find Tweek, I hope that your body drops dead on the floor.

You better not be grinning,
because mark my words,
this is only the beginning.

Nice poem!
Slightly macabre, but still good.

 

[-Aaron]

You could also do it in a verbal way.


Hello there sister, how are you today?
I do hope you're feeling happy.
Is that how you feel today?
I can't find Tweek, help me find him and please make it snappy.

Oh wait, it seems to me that
You sent my cat, Tweek, away.
How could you do that you selfish brat?
What are you going to do now that Tweek is now a stray?

You better pray that we find him
and find him quick,
before I cut off a limb.
If you don't want that, a knife in your face I shall stick.

I hope that you never sleep
because of what you did to my cat,
forever shall you weep.
Please enjoy our nice little chat.

I hope you rot in hell
or at least be in a prison cell.
You selfish hoar,
If we don't find Tweek, I hope that your body drops dead on the floor.

You better not be grinning,
because mark my words,
this is only the beginning.

Nice poem!
Slightly macabre, but still good.

I have too much time on my hands ._.

 

[Cottonball]

If anyone to that to my kitty Yoda i'd be emotionally scared for life i'd probably start cutting myself because i love my cat so much

 

[JJH]

Am I the only one here who may think this didn't happen?

Why do you think that?

It's JJH... why else. He's skeptical of sob stories...

At least, that's what I think.

Yeah, for the most part.

Plus, I don't know your sister, so maybe she is insane, but that just doesn't seem very believable.

 

[coffeebean!]

Travis is my buddy.
He's a little odd and writes poetry, like me : D
<3

 

[-Aaron]

Travis is my buddy.
He's a little odd and writes poetry, like me : D
<3

<33

 

[Megamannt125]

Travis is my buddy.
He's a little odd and writes poetry, like me : D
<3

<33

YAH BUT SHES MY BESTER FREND THAN U R IS.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

You could also do it in a verbal way.


Hello there sister, how are you today?
I do hope you're feeling happy.
Is that how you feel today?
I can't find Tweek, help me find him and please make it snappy.

Oh wait, it seems to me that
You sent my cat, Tweek, away.
How could you do that you selfish brat?
What are you going to do now that Tweek is now a stray?

You better pray that we find him
and find him quick,
before I cut off a limb.
If you don't want that, a knife in your face I shall stick.

I hope that you never sleep
because of what you did to my cat,
forever shall you weep.
Please enjoy our nice little chat.

I hope you rot in hell
or at least be in a prison cell.
You selfish hoar,
If we don't find Tweek, I hope that your body drops dead on the floor.

You better not be grinning,
because mark my words,
this is only the beginning.

Nice poem!
Slightly macabre, but still good.

I have too much time on my hands ._.

Dude everyday you get moar awesome

 

[coffeebean!]

Travis is my buddy.
He's a little odd and writes poetry, like me : D
<3

<33

By the way Travis, that's one sexy beast in your avvie

 

[Nightray]

You could also do it in a verbal way.


Hello there sister, how are you today?
I do hope you're feeling happy.
Is that how you feel today?
I can't find Tweek, help me find him and please make it snappy.

Oh wait, it seems to me that
You sent my cat, Tweek, away.
How could you do that you selfish brat?
What are you going to do now that Tweek is now a stray?

You better pray that we find him
and find him quick,
before I cut off a limb.
If you don't want that, a knife in your face I shall stick.

I hope that you never sleep
because of what you did to my cat,
forever shall you weep.
Please enjoy our nice little chat.

I hope you rot in hell
or at least be in a prison cell.
You selfish hoar,
If we don't find Tweek, I hope that your body drops dead on the floor.

You better not be grinning,
because mark my words,
this is only the beginning.

<3 Wow, That's one awesome poem.

 

[Bacon Boy]

I'd laugh to find out that your sister was reading this... And guys seriously, it's just a cat. I know that you loved it and all, but you're saying you want your sister to burn in hell and rot and be tortured. If that's how you feel about her, then tell her. I'd rather have a person than an animal.

 

[Cottonball]

hey can you post a picture of your kitty? im real curious to see him

 

[NikoKing]

Wow, that really sucks. Then again, she could be lying.

 

[JJH]

I'd laugh to find out that your sister was reading this... And guys seriously, it's just a cat. I know that you loved it and all, but you're saying you want your sister to burn in hell and rot and be tortured. If that's how you feel about her, then tell her. I'd rather have a person than an animal.

Thank you.

 

[Cottonball]

.... did your mom tell you what she did ,

 

[Helen]

She'll come back!



Well at least I hope so